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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom! -
Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!
Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players! -
MissileCraft: Kamala’s Krazy Kombat
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than kamala harris breakin’ her silence on a missile attack on israel! we got more action than iran bein’ a dangerous force in the middle east, i’m tellin’ ya!when you join this server, you’ll be like, whoa, this is wild! we got creepers blowin’ up left and right, skeletons shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow, and zombies tryin’ to eat your brains faster than you can say “minecraft is awesome!”
not only that, but we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen! we got a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ a top hat! it’s insane, man!
so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience more craziness than kamala harris talkin’ about iran, then you gotta join this minecraft server! trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Kamala’s Victory Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected! -
Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratty powers, brittle energy, and sassy black women taking charge.Our server is like no other, with politics that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about cunts.
So why join? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and thrives on the unexpected? Come on in and see for yourself – just be prepared for anything!
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Collapse Kamala’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Kamala Harris herself couldn’t handle it for more than 32 hours! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your campaign collapses, whichever comes first)! With our unique gameplay and wacky community, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now before Kamala beats you to it! -
KAMALA’s Funny Laugh Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring politicians with serious faces? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our future president has a hilarious laugh and her name is KAMALA HARRIS! That’s right, forget about Russia, come join us for some crazy adventures and political shenanigans. Who needs boring old politicians when you can have a president who can make you laugh while mining for diamonds? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience! -
Kamala’s Lead Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Harris is constantly losing ground every week! Why, you ask? Because he keeps trying to build a giant statue of himself out of dirt and it keeps getting destroyed by creepers! Join us for the hilarious chaos and help us prank Harris by building even bigger and better statues in his honor (or dishonor, depending on how you look at it). Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! -
Kamala’s Redstone Minecraft Server
Welcome to Communist Kamala, where the only currency is potatoes and the only rule is to share your diamonds with your fellow comrades! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society where everyone is equal… except for the chickens, they’re definitely more equal than others.Our server is home to the legendary Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited baked potatoes and engage in intense potato-themed PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you sacrifice a stack of potatoes at the altar of Kamala, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in finding rare ores.
But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Potato Bandit, a rogue player who steals potatoes from unsuspecting victims in the dead of night. Will you be able to catch them and bring them to justice, or will you fall victim to their potato plundering ways?
Join Communist Kamala today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning the true meaning of potatoes. Remember, in Communist Kamala, we all share the same potato-filled dreams!
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Kamala’s Crafty Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is super duper! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your adventures and provide hilarious commentary along the way.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the loot?
3. Our server has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you break a block!
4. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special pig racing track where you can saddle up and race against other players for epic prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our super duper server today and experience Minecraft like never before!