KAMALA SISTERS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Oh No No No No No No No Kamala Sisters Minecraft Server

ALARM, ALERT, anxiety, apprehension, bad news, concern, Crisis, danger, Distress, fear, kamala, KAMALA SISTERS, Minecraft, Oh No!, Panic, Server, sisters, stress, Trouble, Troubling, unease, Urgent, Warning, worry

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to rescue kidnapped villagers, and even a chance to ride a flying pig!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Kamala Sisters, who are rumored to have magical powers that can turn you into a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2327
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	114	Void Gems Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1655
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	223
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Farms Harvested:	798	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	136
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Items Found:	3262
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	2319
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!