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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 929 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.