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Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

1.20.6, Angry, baboon, big butt, body shaming, bullying, discrimination, emotional distress, flashback, Flashbacks, Hate Speech, laughed, mma bf, offensive behavior, prejudice, public humiliation, racial slur, racist, traumatic experience, verbal abuse, walked away, White, white woman, WOMAN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

2024.., 2024Craft, Achievements, Challenges, Experience, future outlook, goals, lessons learned, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Rate, Rating, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, setbacks, success, year, year review

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2358	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	5653	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Crops Grown:	9464
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

EpicEWarZoneCraft

aircraft, Aliyev, Attack, Aviation, control, Damage, Defense, electronic warfare systems, EpicEWarZoneCraft, Fire, ground, Impact, Incident, investigation, Military, plane, SECURITY, severely damaged, Tail, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Divine Spears Created:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy electronic warfare systems that will make your plane go out of control! it’s like a rollercoaster but in the sky! and watch out for the ground fire that will damage your plane’s tail, adding an extra level of challenge to the game! it’s like a wild ride that you never want to end! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g