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BabyBlockerz

aita, animal shelter, BabyBlockerz, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, infertility, ivf, Kids, kittens, pet, pregnant cat, punishment, secretive, sister, stray cat, Struggle, Telling, vet

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover secret cat hideouts, just like my daughter did with her sneaky ham smuggling. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a pregnant cat in need of some cheese-induced TLC!

But beware, if you bring animals into our virtual world, you might face some virtual consequences from our resident pet-punisher, Aunt Grounding-Queen. She’ll make you walk your pixelated pets to the virtual shelter and cancel your Minecraft birthday if you dare to show kindness to our virtual furry friends.

Join now for a chance to experience more drama than a family gathering with my over-the-top sister who thinks she’s the queen of punishments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get into a virtual argument with your virtual family members just like I did on Father’s Day. The more chaos, the better on this server!

ColdPizzaCraft

Cheesy, cold pizza, ColdPizzaCraft, comfort food, convenience, cravings, crust, DELICIOUS, EASY, Food, Hunger, leftovers, Meal, opinion, pizza, Preference, Quick, reheating, snack, Taste, toppings

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up cold pizza? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pizza party extravaganza! We have a pizza-themed spawn area with giant pepperoni slices and cheese block buildings.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pizza Dragon, who breathes marinara sauce and guards a treasure trove of diamond-encrusted pizza slices. Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Pizza Dragon and claim your rightful cheesy prize!

And if you’re still not convinced, we also have a secret underground pizza dungeon where you can battle mobs of evil anchovies and pepperoni zombies. So come join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft server around!

KillerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Asia, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, killer weapons, KillerCraft, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, south korea, Ukraine, Warning

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Putin himself pops up in the game and starts warnin’ South Korea about sending killer weapons to Ukraine. Like, bro, talk about unexpected plot twists in a blocky world!

Join our server for the chance to witness crazy events like this unfold right before your very eyes. Who knows what other world leaders might show up next? Maybe Kim Jong Un will challenge you to a PvP battle or Angela Merkel will ask for your help in building a giant pixel art statue of herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Redstone Revolutionaries

Army, Combat, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, enlistment, foreign policy, international relations, Manpower, military intervention, mobilization, political tensions, Recruits, Redstone, revolutionaries, russian military, Shortage, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be russian soldiers fighting in ukraine but instead of guns we use pickaxes and swords to battle it out! we are so good at pvp that the actual russian military is running low on recruits because they all wanna join our server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyMentorGoneByeBye

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! You’re surrounded by flying pigs and talking cows. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, I know, mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing party hats and throwing confetti at you instead of attacking. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are your dance partners and the zombies are serving you drinks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club? Yeah, there’s a hidden dance floor where you can bust out your best moves with all your blocky buddies. And the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So, why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server. So come on, don’t be a square, join the fun and let’s get this party started!

CoreCraft: Shake and Bake

Backtracking, Bake, change reversals, CoreCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, earth’s geology, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, geodynamics, geophysical research, geophysics, inner core, mantle dynamics, planetary structure, seismic activity, seismic waveform, SHAKE, slowing down

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

Suck the life out of a semi-vanilla world on Void Lifesteal SMP!

Active players, Ban, Community Events, Discord, dragon fight, Griefing, hearts mechanic, home, hypixel, invite, killing, Life, LifeSteal, New server, online play, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Semivanilla, smp, stolen bases, Suck, Teleport, Void, world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	1.21 SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Plugins	Lifesteal, /home, /tpa

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can bases be griefed and stolen from?	Yes, everything goes on this server.
What happens if I run out of hearts from being killed?	You will be banned for a week. After the week is over, you will be unbanned and given a reset.
Is the End accessible on the server?	The End is inaccessible until a good time is decided for everyone to fight the dragon and each other.
How can I join the server?	Provide your Discord username below and you will receive an invite to the server.

HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years

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Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, College girls, compliance, consequences, control, cute, Cutiecraft, discipline, enforcement, Expectations, fetish, Guidelines, Minecraft, obedience, Offense, punishment, regulations, rule, satisfaction, Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all players must dress up as cute college girls to satisfy our admin’s fetish. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

For the first offense of not following this rule, players will be forced to build a giant statue of our admin in a maid outfit.

For the second offense, players will have to participate in a fashion show where they must model various schoolgirl uniforms.

And for the third offense, well, let’s just say players will have to endure a punishment so outrageous, we can’t even mention it here.

So come join our server and embrace your inner cute college girl! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

BrotherBabyDutyNope

adoption, adoption agency, adoption process, biological parents, blood relations, BrotherBabyDutyNope, cultural conventions, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural upbringing, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, infertility, infertility struggles, Parental Responsibility, parenthood, raising children, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado.

Imagine a world where family dynamics are more complicated than a soap opera plot. Our server is like a virtual version of “Days of Our Lives,” but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia storylines.

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by scandal and betrayal. Will the adopted child finally find their place in the world? Will the ex-girlfriend’s baby be raised by someone who actually gives a damn? Only time (and a lot of crafting) will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than a Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and experience the chaos firsthand?

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	2

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	902
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

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