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That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

agriculture invention, ancient history, Civilization, civilization birth, future is female, gaia, great deluges, History, Human, human evolution, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, Lilith, matriarchal society, men in civilization, Minecraft, Mother Earth worship, Mother Goddess, neolithic revolution, patriarchal society, primordial, skyfather, smp, societal transition, spiritual traditions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Animals Bred:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

Based, boomercon, complement, cute, dc, democrats, election, FEMINIST, Israeli controlled, kamala, love, Minecraft, Server, Shill, snowflake, society, trump, valid, validation, voters, Wedge, white men, white women, Whitepill

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Votes:	5780	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Star Shards Collected:	165
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

Danmachi Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20.6, Auto-mine, blocks, Cases, cash payments, develop, Discord, Gaming, locations, Mechanics, MetaBox, minecraft server, Mystical chests, Players, PvP, Server, Shop, Shop for Blocks, Store, Support, unique items, Versions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

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Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Economy, education, election, foreign relations, Government, Great, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, Jobs, leadership, Minecraft, national security, policy, Politics, president, Promise, Server, slogan, trump, will he make america great again

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Potions Brewed:	89	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	8397	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	New Chunks Explored:	563733
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

Craft, Dixie, edish, Friends, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, Southern living, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, waking up

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	6762	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.