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Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	9150
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a realm of pure chaos and hilarity! Are you worried about being schizophrenic? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a little bit crazy! Join us and build your way to sanity through exploring our wacky world filled with colorful characters and mind-bending challenges. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Crafty Craziness: The Server Where the Fun Begins!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	277
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the pigs fly! Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a HOUSE. They used it to build a castle so grand, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And that player? They became the ruler of our server, with all the diamonds and emeralds their heart desired.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a creeper under a shower of glittering diamonds.

So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what treasures you’ll find or what friends you’ll make along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Confess Minecraft server, where you can let out all your deepest secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs!

Join us if you want to confess your undying love for Creepers or if you have a secret obsession with mining diamonds in your sleep.

Our server is filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items and rare blocks. But be careful, you might stumble upon a group of zombie villagers having a dance party!

If you’re feeling brave, take a dip in our lava pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale. Or challenge other players to a build-off where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day.

So come join us on Confess and let your inner Minecraft warrior shine! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you confess it all in the chat.

RAT Plebs Minecraft Server

camaraderie, classic, Community, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, ONLINE, pleb, plebs, rat, Retro, Server, squad, TEAM, Throwback, video games, vintage

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the elite players reign supreme! If you were in RAT back in the day, you’re a pleb. Simple as that. But fear not, for on our server, you can leave your pleb days behind and ascend to greatness!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, treasure hunts that lead to diamond-studded toilets, and building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend on our server. Join now and show the world that you are no longer a pleb, but a Minecraft master!

Forever Alone Craft

Craft, cultural expectations, DATING, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, love, Masculinity, Men, Politics, relationships, romantic relationships, Single life, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	1585
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll find a girlfriend! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that even the most socially awkward players will have a girlfriend in no time.

Join us and witness the revolution in the Minecraft dating world. Our server is like a virtual love potion, attracting potential partners from all corners of the blocky universe.

But beware, the political implications of finding a girlfriend on our server are huge. You might become a target for jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual love away. Will you be able to defend your relationship and build a fortress of love to protect it?

So come on, join us and see for yourself the wonders of our Minecraft server. Who knew that mining blocks and slaying zombies could lead to finding true love?

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	3043	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey filled with adventure, laughs, and absolute madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you! Yes, that’s right, breakdancing creepers! Only on our server will you find such entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! How about riding a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a nether portal and into a land of unicorns and rainbows? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5905
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Villages Defended:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Get ready for Season 2 of our Minecraft server, where the pigs have learned how to fly and the creepers have started breakdancing! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies have formed their own boy band.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest water slide, where players can ride down on boats while dodging flaming arrows and dodging pesky skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Disco Enderman to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for Season 2 of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!