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Blocky Blue Balls

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

Arctic, Autonomy, European, foreign affairs, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, majority, Minecraft, Nordic, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territorial, US

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	4235	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

act of brutality, asylum seekers, border security, Cuba, Cuba-US relations, detention, detention facilities, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant detention, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2966	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mines Excavated:	2605	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5551
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Buildings Constructed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5044	Dragon Eggs Found:	6759

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Votes:	2988

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Wife Gaslighter

BETRAYAL, Communication, Crafty, Deception, Emotional Abuse, gaslighter, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting effects, gaslighting in relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting spouse, gaslighting tactics, Manipulation, Marriage, mental health, psychological abuse, relationships, self-doubt, toxic behavior, Trust, Wife

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

So, like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll be mining for diamonds and stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. And get this, the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret potato army.

But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, Cheats, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, discord server, European, finland, Griefing, intel, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, PvE, PvP, RAM, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SSDs, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP:	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version:	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor:	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage:	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM:	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network:	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQs

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What makes the gameplay unique?

A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.

Q: Where is the server hosted?

A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.