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BabyBlockerCraft

Assistance, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Expectations, family, Financial Stability, future planning, Long-term goals, parenting, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Zombie Dances:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy dating story!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players about raising a baby in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Our players are so dedicated to their virtual families that they will stop at nothing to provide for their pixelated offspring.

But wait, it gets even better! Our server is filled with players who think they’re “smarter than their whole family” and have elaborate plans to become the ultimate Minecraft parents. Who needs Google when you have Minecraft parenting skills, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a Minecraft soap opera that rivals any real-life drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Chop Board Chaos

adenosine triphosphate, ATP, Bacteria, bioluminescence testing, Board, Chaos, chop, chopping boards, cleanliness, contamination, cross-contamination, food preparation, Food Safety, foodborne illnesses, health code violations, hotspots, hygiene training, kitchen, pathogens, researchers, restaurants, sanitation, workers’ hands

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Fluffy Victory Edition, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, PIXEL, planet, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

Censorship, Fame, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, lives, luigi mangione, Luigis, MangioCraft, media agenda, media attention, Media bias, media blackout, media control, media coverage, Media influence, media integrity, media manipulation, media responsibility, media scrutiny, media silence, media spotlight, media transparency, news blackout, public interest

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3773	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	86

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.