Kaiser Permanente Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Farms Harvested:	811
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Animals Bred:	105	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	129
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	858281	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	3096	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	715441
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	5896

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!