KAIRIs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6332	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Votes:	775
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2161
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	155	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556