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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5716 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?