KAGAMI Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kagami’s Clumsy Tavern: Where Spills Lead to Epic Minecraft Punishments!

accident, Accountability, anger management, clumsy, consequences, consequences of actions, disciplinary action, disciplinary measures, discipline, discipline strategies, Epic, handling mistakes, KAGAMI, Kagamis, lead, learning from mistakes, managing anger, Minecraft, mistake, punishment, Punishments, Reprimand, RESPONSIBILITY, SPILLAGE, spilled drinks, spills, TAVERN, teaching responsibility

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and spilled drinks are a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But beware, if you dare to spill a drink like Kagami did, you better be prepared to face the consequences. Will you survive in this world where even the smallest mishap can lead to hilarious punishments? Join us and find out!

SecretSquadMC

discretion, Mystery, personal boundaries, privacy, Secrets, SecretSquadMC, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-preservation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8994
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	11	Falling into the Void:	0

join dis server if u wanna be a ninja in minecraft lolz. u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stealthy moves. also, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to stop u from getting the loot. so put on ur ninja gear and get ready for an epic adventure on dis server. ninja skills required, no noobs allowed.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

#newborns, 2000 years later, deep thoughts, enlightenment, epiphany, FutureCraft, introspection, life lessons, life’s journey, live bird, metaphor, Minecraft, personal growth, profound insight, realization, realization dawning, Reflection, Self Discovery, Server, symbolic meaning, time passing, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Mines Excavated:	4936	Towns Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness!

Join us and you’ll discover that living like a bird is not just a metaphor, it’s a way of life on our server. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world (or at least the coop)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary newborns, tiny creatures with the power to summon rainbows and shoot lasers from their eyes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of living like a bird (hint: it involves a lot of flapping and squawking)!

CadoCraft Minecraft Server

cado, CadoCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It was like a psychedelic dream come to life! But that’s not even the best part.

Legend has it that if you can find the secret diamond castle hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon. Yes, you heard that right – THREE WISHES! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely out of gold blocks? Consider it done.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the legendary Cado Sword. Crafted from the tears of a thousand griefers, this sword has the power to banish any foe with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2584	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8366	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	458	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1540
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1263	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	683
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crops Grown:	7304
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	137	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.