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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 312 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2086 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 98 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 107 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every player is required to have a psychiatrist as their in-game spouse. Why, you ask? Because nothing says fun like having your in-game partner psychoanalyze your every move and decision!
Imagine building a castle and your psychiatrist spouse tells you it’s a manifestation of your childhood trauma. Or going on a mining expedition and having them analyze your fear of the dark. It’s a wild ride, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of hay. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers being aliens in disguise.
So come join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find love and therapy in the blocky world of our server.
