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Vote Trump Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	537190	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day! Join us and witness the latest episode of our kabuki theater soap opera unfold before your very eyes.

RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.

But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2210	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Villages Defended:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Star Shards Collected:	190	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

arrivederci, ciao, end of Italy, end of the line, end of the road, Farewell, farewell Italy, final farewell, Game, Goodbye, goodbye Italy, I’m sorry, It’s ovah, Italian farewell, Italian goodbye, italy, Last Goodbye, leaving Italy, moving on, Parting Ways, saying goodbye, steve

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

Abandoned, Bridge.., BridgeCraft, CREEPERS, Development, Direction, endermen, Forgotten, Game, gap, hideo kojima, Intended, Konami, Legacy, meme, metal gear solid, MGS2, Mgs4, narrative, Party, Plot, spin-off, Story, video game

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6406
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

#metoo movement, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Fine, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, gender equality, Harassment, harassment awareness, harassment prevention, Inappropriate Behavior, line, METOO, Minecrafts, power dynamics, professional conduct, Respect, Respectful Interactions, sexual harassment, social cues, social norms, workplace behavior, workplace culture

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Votes:	920	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

big 3, big 3 influence, blocky, Bois, club, influence, long trail

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

acceptance, bullying, CraftyFagz, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., Diversity, equality, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful words, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, offensive language, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, worries

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!