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V For Vodka – Where the Only Thing Getting Reset Is Our Sobriety!

border, Chat, Cheating, Community, Dedicated, DOXING, finland, Griefing, java, killing, moderated, permanent ban, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, smp, Sobriety, temp ban, Vanilla, Vodka, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info

World Border	30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	No
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	Not allowed (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Minecraft server: /gw2g/ – Mine Wars 2: The Blockening

Blockening, BUILD, currencies, Daily Checklist, Elitepvpers, FAQs, festival of the four winds, Guild Wars 2, Guilds, gw2 efficiency, gw2 general, gw2g, Homesteads, latest news, Latest Patch, lol butts edition, Minecraft, OW Farming, Poor, PvP rewards, Resources, Salvaging, Server, Speed Relics, Swimsuits, Update history, Wars, wizard vault weeklies, wvw restructuring, wvw rewards

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5228	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most butt-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Guilds that are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Plus, we have a Wizard Vault that you can raid weekly for some magical loot – just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens!

If you’re feeling poor in-game, fear not! We have daily checklists and currencies that will have you rolling in diamonds in no time. And if your build is absolute garbage, we’ve got resources that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. Trust us, you’ll be building castles in the sky in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have WvW Restructuring that includes swimsuits for your blocky character – because who doesn’t want to battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the Warclaw double jump and homesteads with land spears – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. And remember, the previous wipe was epic – just ask the fire-breathing chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Shadowed by a Killer Design

Appearance, beauty, Competition, creativity, design, discrimination, empowerment, envy, fashion, Gender Roles, girly fag, Individuality, injustice, Killer, killer design, Lord, Minecraft, overshadowed, poor girl, Shadowed, smp, society, Stereotypes, Struggle, talent

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Potions Brewed:	93

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your girly fag of a lord on other servers? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where poor girls with killer designs reign supreme! Take on epic building challenges, conquer dungeons filled with sparkly unicorns, and show off your fabulous fashion sense in our virtual runway shows. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, join us today and become the queen bee of the server!

NewSchoolNewRules

anxiety, buzz cut, cold feet, gung-ho, last minute decision, long tail tags, military school, New school, NewSchoolNewRules, opportunity, preparatory school, private school, Regulation, surfer hair, teaching position, Uniform

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7555	Buildings Constructed:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your long surfer hair and casual clothes? Do you want to experience the military school life without actually enlisting? Then join our Minecraft server, where all new players are required to get a virtual buzz cut and wear a uniform in-game!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to follow regulations and keep your virtual hair short for the first few weeks. But don’t worry, most players end up loving the new look and the sense of discipline it brings to the game.

So if you’re ready for a new adventure and want to experience the thrill of military school without leaving your computer, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become the top student and earn the title of Minecraft General!

VintageVillagers

baby names, baby naming trends, classic names, historical names, naming conventions, naming trends, old-fashioned names, older names, outdated names, rare names, timeless names, traditional baby names, traditional names, traditional naming, uncommon names, unique names, unpopular baby names, unpopular names, unpopular vintage names, vintage names, VintageVillagers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with outdated names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena – you won’t want to miss it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join us and pay tribute to the feathered overlord!

3. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a house out of gingerbread and lollipops?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

BorderBoost Minecraft Server

airspace violation, Belarus, border, border security, BorderBoost, Conflict prevention, diplomat, diplomatic relations, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military deployment, military escalation, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY

LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone

airstrike, BombFree, bombs destroyed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Lipetsk airbase, LipetskCraft, Military Action, military operation, News, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, source, Ukrainian strike, update, War, Zone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com!

ClyxSMP

ClyxSMP, INFORMATION, Join, members, Minecraft, new, presidents, Server, smp, Survival, Unique Features

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

ClyxSMP is a new survival SMP trying to get members! We have unique features like presidents. We have more information on the server so why don’t you join?

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Mop and Bucket SMP: Where even janitors can be heroes! Join now for squeaky clean adventures on a vanilla server with a twist!

Adventures, application, balanced rules, bucket, clean, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Heroes, Imagemaps, Janitors, Join, Moderators, mop, Nations, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, Server, smp, squeaky, Stories, Twist, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Server Name	Janitors Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Lore and Roleplay
Server Version	1.21
Key Features	Creating fantasy nations, diplomacy, war, player-made events, plugins for enhanced roleplay
Discord	Join our Discord!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server!
What plugins does the server use?	Plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
What sets Janitors Closet SMP apart from other servers?	We focus on creating a tightly knit community with balanced rules, allowing everyone a chance to shape the server with their ideas and builds.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, players can engage in special player-made events and participate in diplomacy, war, and more within their fantasy nations.

Blocky Minds Minecraft Server

blocky, mental health, mental health and sexuality, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health issues, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health survey, mental health survey for science, Mental Health Treatment, mentalcel, mentalcel survey, Minds.., Minecraft, Science, Server, Sexuality, sexuality survey, survey

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Star Shards Collected:	199	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ores Mined:	6427
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.