kabaneri of the iron fortress review #2 Minecraft Servers

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	211	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mines Excavated:	1196	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Contemplative, deep, deep questions, Enigmatic, Existential, Introspective, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, mind-boggling questions, Minecraft, perplexing, perplexing inquiries, Philosophical, philosophical questions, Profound, puzzling, reflective, Server, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCraft, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	6231
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DetachedCraft

coping mechanisms, DetachedCraft, Detachment, detachment from negative influences, detachment from toxic relationships, emotional boundaries, emotional well being, healing, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers in Minecraft? Do you just want to detach yourself from all the drama and chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own secluded island and never have to interact with another player again. Say goodbye to pesky neighbors and hello to ultimate solitude! Join now and detach yourself from all the Minecraft madness!

TerrorCraft: 6 Years of Drama

6 years, Director, Drama, justifying terrorism, playwright, russia, sentences, TerrorCraft, Years

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Animals Bred:	132	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	868	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?

But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉

PainNoteCraft: More deadly than DeathCraft!

Anime, consequences, crime, Dangerous, deadly, death note, DeathCraft, Kira, L. Lawliet, light yagami, Misa Amane, morality, murder, notebook, Obsession, Pain note, PainNoteCraft, power, Psychological, ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, u know that death note thing where u write someone’s name and they die? well, on our server, PAIN note is even more dangerous! u write someone’s name and they get hit with a million anvils or something. it’s cray cray! join our server for a chance to use the PAIN note and wreak havoc on ur enemies. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs. u gotta join to find it! and did i mention our pet creeper army? they’re super cute and explode on command. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

MangaMystery Minecraft Server

Character development, criticism, dad, deku, Disappointment, ending, Explanation, fan theories, Frustration, Horikoshi, Manga, Manga fandom, MangaMystery, Minecraft, series finale, Server, speculation, storytelling, unanswered plot points, unanswered questions, unresolved character arcs, unresolved mysteries, unresolved plot lines

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7226	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of unanswered questions in your favorite manga? Well, join our Minecraft server and we promise to give you all the answers you never knew you needed! We have secret quests that will reveal the truth about Deku’s dad and why he mysteriously disappeared. Horikoshi may be a “fucking retard” but we’ve got your back with all the insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

american culture, anger, AngryCraft, bitterness, cope, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, feminism, gender dynamics, Incels, Insecurity, manosphere, mgtow, Minecraft, Misogyny, PASSPORT BROS, patriarchy, relationships, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, white american men

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4045
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with angry, bitter white American men in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own world free from toxic masculinity! Our server is filled with magical creatures and endless adventures, perfect for anyone looking to escape the woes of the real world. Plus, our white American women players are the friendliest and most supportive around – no MGTOW or incels here! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course)!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, chronic lying, compulsive lying, CraftyLiar, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double life, fabrications, fake persona, false promises, falsehoods, Gaslighting, hidden agendas, Liar, Manipulation, Minecraft, pathological liar, red flags, Server, toxic relationships, trust issues, untruthfulness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	8472	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7044
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Have you ever played on a Minecraft server where everyone claimed to be the best builder, the richest player, or the most skilled PvPer? Well, that’s because they were all pathological liars! But fear not, for on our server, we embrace the art of storytelling and exaggeration. Join us and become the master of tall tales and outrageous claims! Who knows, you might even convince someone that you once built a castle out of diamond blocks in real life. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t believe everything you hear!

Hide N Seek for Cash

000, Cash, Hide, Hide and Seek $10, Seek

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5934
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hiding to a whole new level! Imagine this: you have one week to find the perfect hiding spot on our server, and if you can stay hidden for 24 hours without being found by anyone, you win a whopping $10,000,000 in game currency!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are secret underground tunnels, hidden caves, and even a secret society of ninja players who will stop at nothing to find you. Will you outsmart them all and claim the prize?

Join our server now and test your hiding skills against the craziest players in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hide-and-seek champion and walk away with enough virtual riches to make even the richest player jealous. So what are you waiting for? Hide, seek, and conquer on our server today!

Pitfall Dehydration Server

abyss, bottomless pit, danger, death, dehydration, Despair, desperate situation, endless suffering, extreme circumstances, Falling, fatal fall, fear, hopeless, hopeless situation, inevitable fate, pitfall, prolonged agony, Server, Survival, Terrible, tragic, unimaginable horror

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!