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RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	3278	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	6777
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	244
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Towns Built:	2

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Items Found:	6453	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	2004
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!