k/the drum will be dumb – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

OnePieceHunterMC SMP

activated, black beard, buried, hostages, japanese, laughed, location, metal gear, Naruto, nuclear bomb, nukes, one piece, OnePieceHunterMC, Poneglyphs, Roger, sea level, secret island, Series End, smp, Thousands of Years, Underwater, World Government

🤣 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where the one piece is actually a hidden nuclear bomb on a secret underwater island! Legend has it that the sea level has risen multiple times, making it nearly impossible to find the island without precise coordinates. But wait, there’s more – the bomb was meant to detonate on impact, but it never did! That’s why the legendary pirate Roger laughed when he discovered it.

Now, the world government is in a panic because the bomb can still be activated. And guess who’s on the hunt for it? Blackbeard, of course! He’s already captured hostages to find the poneglyphs leading to the island. Once he gets his hands on the one piece, he plans to hold the entire world hostage!

But don’t worry, this story has a twist – the series will end with the destruction of the one piece. Why? Because government bad, and because the Japanese love to include big bomb plots in their stories (just look at Naruto and Metal Gear!).

So, if you’re ready for a crazy adventure filled with danger, intrigue, and explosive surprises, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might just be the one to save the world from destruction (or cause it, we won’t judge)! 🤪🧨🏴‍☠️ #MinecraftMadness

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CreeperParentz

college graduate, communication breakdown, CreeperParentz, estranged relationships, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Financial Stability, financial support, forgiveness, liberal arts degree, long-term consequences, making son homeless, parental advice, parental duty, supporting decisions, theater major, throwaway account, Tough Decisions, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next, just like this parent who never expected their son to come crawling back for money. Will you make the right decisions and avoid falling out with your loved ones like this parent did? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the suspense, and the unexpected just like in this wild family story. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Mundakkai Mayhem Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Disaster, disaster management, emergency response, Fatalities, Flooding, heavy rains, humanitarian crisis, Kerala, Kerala floods, landslide victims, landslides, MAYHEM, Minecraft, monsoon, Mundakkai, natural disaster, relief efforts, rescue operations, search and rescue, Server, South India, Tragedy

lol come join our server where we have more landslides than Kerala! 152 dead? pfft, we have 153 dead from people falling off our pixelated mountains! search and rescue ops? nah, we just let the creepers blow everything up and start fresh. Mundakkai who? more like Mundak-cry when you see our epic disasters! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

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CraftyVotesCounted

Borrell, counted, CraftyVotesCounted, Democracy, diplomatic stance, election, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, EU, european union, foreign relations, International, legitimacy, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Politics, recognition, result.., south america, Venezuela, Votes

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic builds, man.

one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was terrorizing the land. we had to team up and use all our skills to defeat it. it was, like, so intense, bro.

and, like, our community is, like, the best, man. everyone is so chill and friendly. we all help each other out and have a blast together.

so, like, come join us on this server, bro. you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.

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LlamaCraft: HIV Immunity Boosted!

bNAb, Boosted, Breakthrough, Building immunity, Close to 100%, combined, Diverse panel, Envelope protein, HIV, HIV immunity, HIV-1, HIV-1 strains, immunity, immunized, Llama, Llama nanobodies, llamacraft, Nanobodies, Nanobody production, neutralization, Neutralizes, researchers, strains

join dis crazy minecraft server where llamas 🦙 have been immunized with hiv proteins to produce nanobodies dat make u invincible in da game! imagine riding a llama into battle and taking down mobs like a boss cuz u got dat 96% immunity! team up with other players and combine ur powers to be unstoppable, just like da llamas and their nanobodies! come join da fun and be part of dis epic adventure where llamas rule and hiv is no match for ur gaming skills! 🎮🦙 #llamananobodies #minecraftmadness

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Prominence 2

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc

– A freshly started Prominence 2 Server –

The Network has 5 years of experience and is looking for active Play Testers for “Prominence 2” (Fabric Version!)

50 SetHomes No PvP Generous amounts of ClaimBlocks TPA, RTP and other QOL Commands.

Enjoy!

185.248.141.2:4592

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NoControl

Economy, Factions, NoControl, Prison, Survival

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93.123.16.4

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HiadesMc Minecraft Server

administration, Cases, clean map, commands, Competitions, Donate, DONATORS, HiadesMc, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, no cheating, Players, Prices, privileges, professional builders, Server, Spawn, technical support, Verified, Vip, VKontakte

HiadesMc server is a verified server, where there is no cheating on commands. All commands from /donate really work for us. Professional builders have done a good job with spawn. Pleasant prices for privileges, clean map, good administration, we have all this on our server. Don’t believe? Then come and check!

In our VKontakte group we often hold competitions for privileges and cases for our players. Adequate technical support, kind donators, all this will make you play on our server. However, why talk, if you can go and see for yourself! We are waiting for you! We give VIP to all players! You can get a privilege from lucky blocks!

45.93.200.16:25588

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Get your daily bread fix on Breadcraft: where loafing around is encouraged! Survival chaos awaits you, just watch out for those sneaky PVP players!

ADD, admins, Adult, Awaits, Bread, BreadCraft, Chaos, Crafters, Daily, Discord, encouraged, finishing touches, FIX, Friends, Join, loafing, Minecraft, miners, new, Play, Players, PvP, Server, smp, sneaky, Summer, Survival, Teams, watch

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Features	Adult server for playing Minecraft in teams
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open after the summer, stay tuned for updates on our Discord.
What kind of server is it?	It is an adult server for playing Minecraft in teams with friends.
Are you still looking for admins?	Yes, we are still looking for admins to join our server.

CraftyAnon’s Fun Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, clue, CraftyAnons, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Fun, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 684227075, novel, puzzle, Riddle, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig warrior who roams the land. But be warned, he’s not too keen on sharing his precious weapon!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret weakness for cheesy puns. Just make sure to bring your best jokes to distract him while you sneakily steal his treasure!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players? You never know when you’ll log in to find your house filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

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