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Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	5896
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Potions Brewed:	169	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!