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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8396 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!