jynxzi sketch – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

#soil, backyard, backyard soil samples, children, contamination, EPA, EPA safety guidelines, Guidelines, lead, Lead contamination, lead poisoning, LeadFree, Playing, Poisoning, potential harms, Residences, residences across US, Safety, samples, ToxicCraft, US, Yards, Zone

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

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Skyfall SMP: Where Newbies & Oldies Coexist! The Latest Update

amp, best, Chill, Code, Coexist, Contact, Discord, Enjoy, Friends, Fun, Groups, Hosting, java, Join, LATEST, new, Newbies, Oldies, Personal, Players, Problem, Server, Skyfall, smp, update, Version, Veteran, Whitelist

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Version	1.21 (latest version)
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server open to anyone?	No, the server is whitelist only. Please contact “japiedepapie,” “iplayzs,” or “speedyskylar” for access.
What version of Minecraft does the server use?	The server uses the newest version, 1.21.
Can I create my own group on the server?	Yes, you can create your own personal group or join existing groups.
How can I join the server’s Discord channel?	You can join the Discord channel by using this invite link: https://discord.gg/VENvD4cTzD

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

CraftyChicks, disrespectful behavior., feminism, gender equality, gender stereotypes, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in dating, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in society, rejection, Server, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of being called a misogynist just because you can’t get a date in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, women will be lining up to date you! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with strong, independent women who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and show the world that you’re not a misogynist, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for love!

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CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

ASP, average viewers, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraft, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, Vip, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride filled with indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we are the elite of the elite, the VIPs of the vtuber world. We may be small in numbers, but we pack a punch!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got top players like Filian, Vei, and Camila leading the pack. And don’t worry, even if they’re corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!

Check out our /lig/ Numbers, Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and more insane resources that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of all the celebrations.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest, most outrageous vtuber community out there. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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BabyBlockBuster

Adulthood, adulting, age perception, ASD, BabyBlockBuster, BIAS, Disabilities, double standards, education, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, infantilized, mental health, ptsd, schizophrenia, social interactions, societal expectations, support systems

Are you tired of being treated like a child just because you look young and have some mental health issues? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure where everyone is treated like the adult they are, no matter how young they may seem!

Our server is filled with players who understand that being an adult isn’t just about age, it’s about independence and making your own decisions. We’ve got players who are financially independent, just like you, and who know that getting a little help from family doesn’t make you any less of an adult.

So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and most importantly, be treated like the grown-ass adult that you are! Plus, we’ve got a Starbucks in every virtual corner for those days when you just need a little pick-me-up. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not an adult – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

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ThirstyCrittersMC

adaptation, Animals, Beverage, biology, Drinking, ecology, Environment, Evolution, habits, health, humans, hummingbirds, hydration, Nature, nectar, physiology, species, Survival, ThirstyCrittersMC, Water, wildlife

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a land of endless cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?

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KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

Aging mice, Aging research, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Diet benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, ketosis, Longevity, Memory, memory enhancement, metabolic health, Molecular signaling pathway, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological health, neuroprotection, Nutritional therapy, Saviors, synapse, Synapse function

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

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MineHeroAcademy Server

behead deku with an axe, blast a deku with a civil war cannon, burn deku in a furnace, castrate deku, drive over a deku’s head with a tank, drop kick a deku off a cliff, drown deku in piss, hang deku from trees, kill deku, launch deku into the sun, microwave deku, MineHeroAcademy, nuke a deku orphanage., obliterate deku, rape deku with a sword, roundhouse kick a deku into nuclear waste, Server, shit in a deku’s throat, slam dunk a deku into a wood chipper, smash deku with a rock, toss a deku into an active volcano, trample a deku with an elephant

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

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ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

#husband appreciation, Adventure, beautiful husband, epic journey, FANTASY, Franchise, Gamer Couple, Gaming, Hero, husband goals, Hyrule, Kasshiwa, legend, legend of zelda, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, Music, Nintendo, romance, Server, video games, ZeldaHub

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!

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RingOff Minecraft Server

#announcement, advice, Communication, Conflict, emotions, engagement ring, Etiquette, family, Honesty, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, RingOff, Server, Siblings, sister, social norms, special day, Support, Timing, Upset, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a chance to witness epic family feuds and wedding woes like never before.

Picture this: a beautiful wedding, a happy couple, and a sneaky sister trying to steal the spotlight with her secret engagement. Will she get away with it, or will her little sis put her in her place? Only on our server will you find such juicy drama!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic showdowns between siblings, overbearing moms, and clueless grooms. Who will come out on top in this battle of wedding etiquette and family dynamics? Join now to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further. Join us for a wild ride of wedding drama and family chaos – you won’t want to miss a single moment!

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