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CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	954370	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Buildings Constructed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crops Grown:	8057	New Chunks Explored:	280387
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!