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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1926	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Animals Bred:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Villages Defended:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	100	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7266	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

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> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2715	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	408
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchantments Applied:	244
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!