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Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6408	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1626
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Runes Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	942	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Emeralds Found:	8189
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	4833
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where you can rock out with your boomer buddies and start a band that will shake the very foundations of the blocky universe? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for musical talent!

Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?

So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!

Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5912	Magic Crystals Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	7506	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!