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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5514 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1824 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
yo, so like, germany be like “oh snap, putin be talkin smack, we gotta be ready for anything!” so they come up with this wild plan, right? they gonna build subway bunkers all over the place, like you can just hop on the train and boom, you safe underground. and they gonna ration out the food, like no more snacking whenever you want, you gotta wait your turn. and get this, they gonna make everyone join the army, like you wake up one day and bam, you a soldier now. and if things get really crazy, they gonna evacuate the whole dang country! so come join our minecraft server and see if you got what it takes to survive like a true german soldier! it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!
