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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3798 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 111 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.
Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!
