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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Star Shards Collected:	101

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

CraftyMillionairez

Competition, cost of living, CraftyMillionairez, Economy, Entertainment, Expenses, finance, Financial Planning, Food, game show, inflation, Lifestyle, long tail tags, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Prizes, television, Trivia, wealth, Winnings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Invisible Walls Found:	1

u know wat u need in ur life? A minecraft server that will make u RICH. not just regular rich, but like “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” rich. imagine winning dat much money and then spending it all on virtual blocks. sounds like a dream come true, amirite?

well guess wat, dis server is da place for u. we got treasure hunts dat will make u feel like a real-life pirate. we got mini-games dat will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants. we even got a secret underground casino where u can gamble ur virtual diamonds away.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u’ll get a free llama named Larry dat will follow u around and spit on anyone who gets too close. who wouldn’t want dat kind of protection in da virtual world?

so come on down to da craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server u’ll ever see. who needs real money when u can be a virtual millionaire, amirite?

Erin’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Bitchin, Character, death, deku, demise, erin, Erins, Fight, like a bitch, Manga, Minecraft, next, Protagonist, Revenge, series, Server, SHONEN, showdown, tragic, unexpected, went out, yuji itadori

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of going out like a BTCH in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, even Erin and Deku went out like BTCHES! But don’t worry, you can join us and show them how it’s really done. Rumor has it that Yuji Itadori is next to join our server, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on that epic showdown. So come on over and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy Minecraft world!

TomCruiseMC SMP: LastBigWorldFamousActor

American actor, blockbuster movies, eyes wide shut, famous actor, hipster, LastBigWorldFamousActor, pop culture, schizophrenia, scientology, smp, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise appreciation, Tom Cruise career, Tom Cruise controversy, tom cruise fan, Tom Cruise fanbase, Tom Cruise fandom, Tom Cruise interview, Tom Cruise legacy, tom cruise movies, Tom Cruise personality, TomCruiseMC

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community of schizophrenic hipsters who only know Tom Cruise from Eyes Wide Shut! Join us if you’re tired of mainstream movies and pop culture, and just want to appreciate the last great American actor that everyone can enjoy, despite his craziness and Scientology shenanigans.

Our server is filled with insane builds and wild adventures, just like Tom Cruise’s career. So if you’re looking for a unique and quirky Minecraft experience, come join us and ask our members anything about their love for Tom Cruise and their disdain for mainstream entertainment. It’s a wild ride, just like a Tom Cruise action movie!

LifeCraft SMP: Blocky Priorities

balance, blocky, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Life, LifeCraft, Passion, personal growth, perspective, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self reflection, Significance, smp, spirituality, VALUES

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Farms Harvested:	547	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Do you know what’s more important than oxygen, water, and food? Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a flying pig.

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and friendships that will last a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn your cobblestone into pure gold with just a wave of his wand.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring real world and dive headfirst into our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCalmCrafts

Activity, calming, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCalmCrafts, drawing, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, Painting, photography, reading, Relaxing, Sewing, stress relief, Therapeutic, Writing, yoga

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	3822	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Do you find yourself feeling zen while organizing your sock drawer? Well, imagine that feeling times a million when you join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is so calming, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and start building your dream castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical unicorn, so you never know what kind of mystical adventures await you. Join now and let the relaxation begin!

6FingerDatingAppHell

6 fingers, 6FingerDatingAppHell, AI generated pictures, Artificial Intelligence, dating apps, dating challenges, digital age, digital transformation, future of dating, genetic mutations, genetic traits, human evolution, modern dating, online dating, physical attributes, social media, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, Unique Features, virtual relationships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crops Grown:	9420
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and pigs that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae and our creepers are so friendly they give u hugs instead of explosions.

if u got 6 fingers, u gonna fit right in cuz we got a secret club for extra-fingered peeps where we plan world domination with our extra dexterity.

plus, our chat is filled with puns that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants (not that we recommend that, but hey, accidents happen).

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have u laughing for days. oh, and did we mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s lit. literally.

GaiaCraft

Earth map Economy RPG MCMMO Adventure Grinding Realistic Top Robust Servers Banner Banners Join Time Spend Serious Wonderful Focuses Amazing Server, Factions, MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

A wonderful earthmap server that focuses on robust, realistic economies and MCMMO RPG. Amazing server for those who want to spend serious time grinding to the top! Join us now for an adventure!

mc.gaiacraft.net

Explorers Haven

1.21 Server, Biomes, Dungeons, Economy, Explorers Haven, hard survival, MCMMO, Structures, Survival, Vanilla, Worldgen

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

A vanilla+ MCMMO Hard Survival Economy WorldGen+ Dungeons, Structures, Biomes, etc. 1.21 Server in early stages!

explorershaven.net

BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7334
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find some hot pixelated babes to keep you company in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find and seduce the most attractive pixelated characters you’ve ever seen. From sexy villagers to sultry skeletons, you’ll never run out of potential partners on our server.

But be warned, competition is fierce! You’ll have to battle other players in PvP matches and show off your building skills to prove you’re worthy of these virtual hotties. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love on our outrageous Minecraft server!

SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

adaptation differences, altered storyline, anime changes, character death, Character development, character survival, controversial, creative choices, Disappointment, divergent paths, fan disappointment, fan reactions, Manga adaptation, manga vs anime, Minecraft, narrative shift, plot twist, smp, storytelling, SuckCraft, Sucked, unexpected, unexpected outcome, unexpected plot twist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera, with characters coming back to life left and right. Forget about following the manga, we’re making up our own rules as we go along!

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!