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CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

alleged, brutality, Conflict, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, inscribed, international law, Investigates, investigation, Justice, Kursk, Kursks, kyiv, Military, Revenge, russia, Russian, sword, SwordCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldier, war crime

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2482	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	3193

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	271	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Votes:	5736
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

172.240.12.203:25660

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5378	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	5085	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, Builder, cute, cute content, cute images, cute pictures, cute post, digital anonymity, forum thread, internet forum, Minecraft, No. 15844607, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online interaction, online platform, online posting, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Votes:	7630
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	248
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, bold actions, Craziest, crazy dare, dare accepted, dare accomplishment, dare achievement, dare adventure, dare experience, dare story, DareDevilSMP, extreme challenges, fearless acts, heart-pounding dares, insane dares, jaw-dropping dares, Minecraft, outrageous dares, pushing boundaries, risky behavior, smp, thrill-seeking, wild stunts

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore, dance therapy, depression, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, self-care, support group, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!