just sad now – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

Achievements, Adventurer, Avoiding, awkward, Builder, CelestialCraft, Community, Conversations, Custom Items, death, Die, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, Magic Carpets, Monster Slaying, Player Shops, Quests, Rankup System, Redstone, Server Legend, smp, Space, StarShards, Survival, TAXES

CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server
Anime, battle, destiny, Hero, Itachi, legend, Madara, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, Narutos, ninja, power, Protagonist, Redemption, sacrifice, Sasuke, Server, Shinobi, Story, uchiha clan, Villain, War
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!
Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!
So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

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New Server IP
Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012
appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, FAQs, Faust, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland Outis, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.
But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.
Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.
And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.
Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.
Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

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StolenGifts Minecraft Server
Confrontation, cover tracks, favorite things, Gifts, lying.., Minecraft, Mirroring, play tradition, Rude, Secret Santa, Server, standoffish, Stolen, stolen gift, StolenGifts, Surprise, taking back a gift, talking behind back, theatre kids
Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!
Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.
But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?
Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

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New Server IP
NoBabysitNoCraft
AITAH, ambulance, babysit, Boundaries, concussion, Help, inconvenient, Kindy, Manipulation, Migraine, Neighbour, NoBabysitNoCraft, older mum, refusal, Respect, short notice, spoilt child, Understanding, unwanted responsibility, wailing child
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!
We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”
Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

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Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP
5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

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New Server IP
CraftyConfessions
Classified, concealed truth, Confidential, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, secret, undisclosed, undisclosed admission, undisclosed confession, undisclosed detail, undisclosed disclosure, undisclosed experience, undisclosed fact, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mystery, undisclosed revelation, unrevealed secret, untold truth
Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

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New Server IP
IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
adoption, America, born out of wedlock, catholic church, child welfare, export, Family secrets, hidden past, historical scandal, IllegitimateCraft, international scandal, investigative journalism, Italian children, Italian orphans, new book, ORPHAN, orphans, Program, religious institution, social injustice, undocumented history, Vatican, Vatican program
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.
join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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New Server IP
Boxed Cat Chaos
alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Box, boxed, cat, Chaos, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Experiment, inside, Observation, Observe, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum Mechanics, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, uncertainty, wave function collapse
So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

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New Server IP
Paradise Network
Prison
Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!
Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets
play.paradisenetwork.org

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