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BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Magic Items Found:	1307	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7927
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	5279
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	146	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9338	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	6191
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.