We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”
So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!
Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.
But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself is a regular player, building giant statues of Steve and throwing diamond parties every night.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you manage to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll gain the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds with just one swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Land Claiming | Protect your builds with land claims |
| Shopping District | Trade with other players in a dedicated shopping area |
| Homes and TPA | Set homes and teleport to other players |
| Live World Map | Explore the world with a dynamic live map |
| Mob Heads | Collect rare mob heads from defeated enemies |
| One Player Sleep | Speed up nights with one player sleep |
| Ranks | Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting |
IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port: 19132
We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community.
A: You can use land claiming to protect your builds from unwanted modifications.
A: PVP is allowed in designated areas, but not in the main world to prevent griefing.
A: Ranks are earned based on trust, playtime, and participation in server voting.
Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?
But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!
On our server, you can focus on building your dream world without anyone telling you what to do. No more pressure to settle down and have kids – unless, of course, you want to create a whole village of little block babies!
And if you ever need to blow off some steam, just hop on and let out all your frustrations in a friendly PvP battle. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a player who understands your struggles with overbearing family members.
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild – no judgment here, just endless fun!
Looking for a server where therapy sessions are a must? Look no further! Our server offers free therapy sessions to help you navigate through any family drama that may come your way. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
Meet our diverse community of players, including stepmoms, dads, grandmas, and even half-siblings! Build relationships, just like this player did with their stepmom, and see where the virtual world takes you.
Don’t miss out on our special Mother’s Day events, like our mother/daughter spa day package! Bond with your in-game family members and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the server resets).
So, are you ready to dive into a world of family dynamics, therapy sessions, and virtual block-building adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama like a pro. Remember, in this virtual world, anything is possible – even becoming best friends with your stepmom!
