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Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	8616
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	818948
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2381	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5848	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9492
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crops Grown:	5300

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!