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KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, execute, Failed, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military Action, offensive, peace negotiations, president, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

FlyingCarCraft

advancement, AIR TRAFFIC, convenience, Development, efficiency, Engineering, environmental impact, flying cars, FlyingCarCraft, Future, futuristic vehicles, Infrastructure, innovation, luxury, milestone, practical advantage, progress, society, Technology, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchantments Applied:	245	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FLYING CARS cuz why not?? u can zoom around the map like a boss and show off to all ur friends. plus, the cars are made out of DIAMONDS so u know they’re fancy as heck. we even have a race track where u can compete against other players and win cool prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn. so what r u waiting for?? hop on our server and start flying like a pro!

FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination

Behavior, Blame, future outlook, FutureCraft, habits, mental health, mindset, optimism, personal development, positive mindset, procrastination, productivity, Psychology, research, self-admonishment, severe procrastinators, study, Time, Time management, well-being, worries

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ores Mined:	8137

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA STOP PROCRASTINATIN’! WE GOT DA SECRET TO BEATIN’ DA BAD HABIT – JUST BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT DA FUTURE, DUH!

WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!

SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕

Modern Chaos: Anarchy Gone Wild! 1.20.4 Java Edition

1.20.4, Anarchy, Bans, Chaos, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Donate, Edition, Empires, Exploration, Hacks, Hate Speech, java, Lag-free, MODERN, mutes, nether roof, Resets, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Wasteland, Wild, world border

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
Explore and exploit the nether roof.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any bans on the server?	No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
Is the server reset ever?	No, the server never resets.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is modern-anarchy.org
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, there are no vanilla-altering plugins on the server.
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, there is a 3×3 million block world border on the server.

BoobCraft Minecraft Server

adolescence Breast development, body changes, body confidence Teenage years, body development, body positivity, BoobCraft, Boobs, breast size, female body, growing pains, growing up, growth, hormonal changes, maturing, Minecraft, physical changes, puberty, self esteem, self-image Body transformation, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

Anti, blocky, Board, cahoots, Community, controversy, faggotry, funny, gimmick, humor, inb4, internet, Let it go, Minecraft, Nash, Nashposting, POSTERS, PRO, Server, the truth, Truth, Wolfie, Working, Years

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4325
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

We promise you won’t have to lend any diamonds to your fellow players, and if you do, they’ll actually pay you back! Plus, if you ever need a break from your significant other, just log on and build yourself a fortress to keep them out.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for spending money on in-game purchases, because on our server, we encourage it! Trade in your virtual car for a dragon mount, buy some enchanted armor, or splurge on a pet creeper – the possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your partner about who pays for dinner.

BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

biological term, BrotherlyMansplainNoMore, falling out, Females, feminist issue, feminist theory, gender identities, less privileged, lived experience, male privilege, mansplaining, offensive term, olive branches, professional expertise, professional women, reproductive capacities, unintentionally misogynist, unintentionally racist, white privilege

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8690	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

RegretCraft

carpe diem, embracing change, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, life choices, living with no regrets, looking back, Making amends, missed opportunities, moving forward, never doing, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, seizing the moment, self improvement, Taking Risks

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6

Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElephantCraft Minecraft Server

African elephants, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, Asian elephants, cognitive abilities, Communication, conservation, Elephant behavior, ElephantCraft, elephants, intelligent animals, mammal, Minecraft, Naming, recognition, research, Server, social behavior, social interactions, study, vocalization, wildlife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crops Grown:	4255
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants roam free and call each other by name! 🐘🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a herd of elephants who are all like “hey dumbo, come join us for a game of minecraft!” 🤣🤣

these elephants are not your average elephants, they are master builders who can create the most insane structures with their trunks! 🏰🐘

you can team up with them to build the ultimate elephant kingdom or challenge them to a build battle and see who can create the most epic masterpiece! 🤯🤯

plus, rumor has it that there is a secret underground elephant disco where they party all night long to the latest hits! 🎶🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wild world of elephants in minecraft like never before! 🐘🎮