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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 421 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.
Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.
