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HarlotCraft: Where even creepers know not to mess with you!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mines Excavated:	4460	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	315
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	587066
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

And if you’re wondering what it means if a guy calls you a harlot on our server, well, it probably just means he’s jealous of your epic building skills and wants to challenge you to a build-off. So come join us and show off your mad Minecraft skills while making new friends and enemies along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, disbelief, Mystery, Shenanigans, shock, unexpected, what in tarnation, what in the world, what just occurred, what just transpired, What on Earth, what the blazes, what the crap, what the flip, what the frick, what the fudge, what the heck, what the heck just happened, what the hell, what the shenanigans, wtf happened

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a total WTF zone!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs are flying, the creepers are breakdancing, and the villagers are throwing epic raves in their huts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

The Seashell Hermits: Just Another Vanilla Ocean Adventure! 🐚🌊🦀

active community, Adventure, bedrock, business district, Elected positions, Fun Add Ons, hermitcraft, hermits, java, Major Events, Mob Heads, Ocean, player heads, Player Mega Bases, PlayStation, Seashell, season 9, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Switch, Tribal towns, Vanilla, Visual Add Ons, weekly builds, Whitelisted server, Xbox

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1391
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	8701

Hermit Servers Season 9 Overview

Features
Hermitcraft inspired gameplay
Shopping district, business district and more
Mob/player heads
Visual/fun add ons
Major player events all the time
Elected positions including mayor and king
Tribal towns where players work together
Player made mega bases
Weekly builds
Whitelisted server
Active community that help each other

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by checking out Hermit Servers on socials or clicking the Discord link provided above.

2. Is the server available for both Bedrock and Java players?

Yes, the server welcomes both Bedrock and Java players, including those on PlayStation, Xbox, and Switch.

3. Are there any specific rules I should be aware of before joining?

Be sure to read the server’s rules and guidelines before joining to ensure a positive gaming experience for all.

4. Can I create my own tribe or town on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to work together and create their own tribal towns on the server.

DadCraft: Nadeshiko Needs Help, SL Just Passed By LOL

Assistance, collaboration, Community, DadCraft, Dads, digital literacy, editing, empowerment, Fatherhood, guidance, Help, lol, Mentorship, Nadeshiko, ONLINE, parenting, passed, passing by, sl, Support, teamwork, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to help Nadeshiko, a lost soul who stumbled upon our server and needs your help editing in a whole new dimension right there on the spot! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you as you embark on this editing journey with Nadeshiko?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of super-powered dads who are always ready to lend a hand in building the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a giant rainbow unicorn castle? No problem! These dads can make it happen in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with editing, rainbow unicorns, and super-powered dads! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else in the Minecraft world.

ChopstickCraft: Where you can mine for fortune cookies and build a Great Wall of Creepers!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while also finding love? Look no further than our server!

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among our diverse community of Chinese and Kyrgyz players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your future spouse while building a castle together!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is falling head over heels for our pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the sweet scent of freshly mined ores. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Pixelated Pervs & AI Masterpieces

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Masterpieces, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, Previously on LOST, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wholesome, Wiki

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a rollercoaster of a time with our Wholesome Edition, where you’ll find yourself lost in a world of memes, inside jokes, and shenanigans galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so jam-packed with crazy features that you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where everything is just a little bit off-kilter.

From block merging madness to character embeddings that will have you scratching your head in confusion, this server is a whirlwind of wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your pickaxe breaks from all the insanity. See you on the server, if you dare!

Crafty Creepers & Crazy Caves: The Musical Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Votes:	7713
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground dance party where we only play orisongs! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, it’s all about dancing and grooving to the sweet tunes of Ori. Join us and find out why she stopped releasing good orisongs – maybe she’s been too busy partying with us! So come on, join our server and get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

MCSUGARS: Like Willy Wonka’s Factory, but with more diamond economy and player warps!

Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock, Chest Shops, Creative, Diamond, Diamond Economy, Discord, Economy, FACTORY, Ip:, java, Land Claims, litematica, map art, map size, MCSugars, mob spawns, player, Player Warps, Resource worlds, smp, Survival, Warps, willy, Wonkas, world border, Worldedit

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Dragon Eggs Found:	6144	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	369
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

MCSugars Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mcsugars.com
Bedrock	mcsugars.com : 19132
Discord	Join our Discord

MCSugars is a SMP server with a diamond economy. Players can deposit or withdraw diamonds to their balance using commands.

Players can also use the land claim plugin to protect their land and create player warps. Chest shops can be set up at player warps to sell items and become the richest!

The server is anti-pay to win and includes a /free command to buy items for free using diamonds balance. A creative server is available for players to build whatever they want.

Prebuilt builds for survival can be copied over to creative using litematica for easy rebuilding. Worldedit commands are available on creative. The world border is set at 50,000 blocks with a map size of 2,500,000,000 blocks.

Resource worlds are available with mob spawns disabled for safe resource collection. Additionally, there is a map-art world for creating cool map arts.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I deposit or withdraw diamonds from my balance?	Yes, you can use the /deposit or /withdraw commands to manage your diamond balance.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is anti-pay-to-win. Players can use the /free command to buy items using diamonds.
Are there prebuilt builds available?	Yes, players can copy prebuilt builds from survival to creative using litematica for easy rebuilding.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set at 50,000 blocks with a map size of 2,500,000,000 blocks.

VisaCraft: Approved for Fun in Canada!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic, even the Canadian government approved my student visa just so I could play on it! That’s right, even the officials know how lit this server is. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few maple syrup chugging contests. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of getting kicked out of servers for not being a pro gamer? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server welcomes all levels of players, even if you still struggle to punch a tree! Join us and experience the thrill of being the underdog who eventually becomes the ruler of the server by building a giant statue of a potato (yes, a potato) that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and share gossip about Steve’s questionable fashion choices. So come on, don’t be a gatekeeper, be a gatecrasher on our server!