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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9313 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7658 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!
But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!
Join now and let the insanity begin!
