Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Spoof Minecraft Servers

TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

blackpill, blackpillmaxxed, Bro, complaining, height, Kys, Life, man, MANLET, sex, smp, stop complaining, Suffering, tallfags, TallFagsBeLikeMC, Thread, true virgin, Virgin

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

DuplexDrama Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boyfriend, butthole, compromise, DATING, Divorced, duplex, DuplexDrama, fair living arrangement, insurance, investment properties, landlady, living together, MARRIED, mindset, Minecraft, Mortgage, ocean view, paycheck to paycheck, pet rent, property taxes, puppy damage, Rent, security deposit, Server, short-sighted, struggling financially, taking advantage, third-party, unit 1, unit 2, Upkeep, wear and tear

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fair living arrangements and crazy mindsets! Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual landlord over rent payments in our virtual duplex world.

Imagine living in a 1800sq ft ocean view duplex for only $1200, but then having to deal with a roommate who thinks they should live rent-free because the other unit pays the mortgage. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of negotiating with your in-game partner about moving out into a tiny 700sq ft apartment where you each pay $1k to a third party. Who needs real life drama when you can have all this in Minecraft?

So come on in and join us on this wild ride of financial struggles, relationship drama, and virtual property management. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

daughter-in-law, family dynamics, family heirloom, Family Values, favoritism, generational tradition, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, relationship struggles, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter conflict, stepfamily issues, stepmother, traditional values, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Farms Harvested:	684
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual relationships and wedding dress disputes like never before.

Embark on a journey with “Mark” and his stepmom as they navigate through the complexities of family bonds and wedding dress heirlooms. Will “Molly” ever come to appreciate the timeless elegance of the dress, or will she continue to throw shade at her stepmom for not having a college degree?

Witness the epic showdown between Lucy and Molly as they battle it out for the coveted dress. Will Lucy’s conformity to traditional femininity win her the dress, or will Molly’s last-minute change of heart lead to a showdown of epic proportions?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama, wedding dress wars, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Belarusian Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, authoritarianism, Belarus, Belarusian, border, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, Dictatorship, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Iskander missile systems, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Political, president, rocket artillery, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	349908	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a self-proclaimed Belarusian president who is ordering Iskander missile systems and rocket artillery to be sent to the border with Ukraine FOR FUN!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these powerful weapons in the world of minecraft! build your own army and conquer other players’ territories with these insane weapons of mass destruction!

join now and be part of the craziest and most chaotic minecraft server ever! who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long?!

TankedUpInBerlin

berlin, Berlin Wall, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Medvedev, Military, nato, Politics, russia, russian military, SECURITY, TankedUpInBerlin, Tanks, Threats, world news

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Russia’s Medvedev is threatened by it? well, look no further cuz we got tanks in Berlin, and guess what? they’re already in Germany too! join our server for a chance to see some epic tank battles and maybe even ride a tank yourself (in Minecraft, of course). who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join the fun and let’s show Medvedev who’s boss! #tanksondeck #minecraftmadness #russiawho

Nicotine Analog Adventures

addiction, Adventures, analog, Chemicals, e-cigarettes, harmful substances, health effects, health risks, nicotine, nicotine addiction, nicotine analogs, nicotine replacement, nicotine substitutes, public health regulations, research, smoking alternatives, tobacco companies, tobacco control, tobacco industry, tobacco products, Vaping, vaping regulations

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! lemme tell u a lil secret, our server is like a treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for u to dig in and claim ur riches!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!

and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?

KiweCraft

English, KiweCraft, Minecraft, Mods, OneBlock, Skyblock, TekBlock Server, turkish

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

English: SkyBlock is TekBlock Server, we are here with quality mods! Turkish: SkyBlock is a TekBlock Server, we are here with quality mods!

mc.kiwecraft.net

FrontierSMP: Where farming meets fire and fishing is lit up like a fireworks show!

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Bosses, Challenging, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom Loot, Exploration, Farming, Fire, fireworks, Fishing, Frequent Updates, FrontierSMP, lasting server, lit, meets, mining plugin, new features, no pay to win, rail network, Shop, Show, smp, Structures, TEXTURED, Tough mobs, varying difficulty

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21

Overview

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. The server offers challenging features similar to vanilla Minecraft while promoting a strong sense of community. With custom terrain, tough mobs, bosses, and unique loot per player, FrontierSMP aims to provide an engaging and long-lasting server experience.

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
Is teleporting allowed on the server?	Teleporting is a luxury on FrontierSMP.
What makes the mobs tougher on FrontierSMP?	The further you go, the tougher the mobs become.
Can players build on spawn?	Spawn can be built on by anyone to drive traffic to various locations.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, FrontierSMP offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
Is there a balanced economy system on the server?	FrontierSMP has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid inflated numbers.

CraftyMonsters – Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Partytime edition, Password, Pingsdex, Previous thread, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Sunbreak, vg play

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9401	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a Partytime edition where every block you break turns into a disco ball! Get ready to dance your way through the world of Minecraft like never before.

2. Our server is endorsed by Monster Hunter! That’s right, even the hunters from Monster Hunter are taking a break from slaying monsters to join our server and build some epic structures.

3. Rumor has it that the monsters from Monster Hunter have escaped into our Minecraft world! Can you survive the onslaught of Rathalos and Diablos while still building your dream castle?

4. We have exclusive access to the Monster Hunter Wilds expansion pack in Minecraft! Get ready to explore new biomes, fight new monsters, and discover new treasures in our server.

5. Our server is so wild, it’s been verified for the Steam Deck! That’s right, you can now play Minecraft on your Steam Deck while hanging out with your favorite monsters from Monster Hunter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

Furcraft SMP – The Furry Minecraft Community

Community, dakimakuras, frog tiddies, FurCraft, Furry, furry advice, furry characters, furry community, furry community advice, furry community discussion, Furry Discussion, furry drama, furry experiences, furry general, furry media, furry models, furry opinions, furry questions, furry species, furry stories, fursuits, Minecraft, plushes, smp, VR avatars

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to Frog Tiddies, where the tiddies are hopping with excitement! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with furry fun and frolics.

Looking for a place to chat about furry media and characters? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Need advice on how to rock a fursuit or plushie like a pro? We’ve got experts ready to help you out.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with rare frog tiddies that grant you special powers in-game. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a giant frog to ride into battle.

So why wait? Join Frog Tiddies today and let the furry madness begin! But remember, no drama allowed – only tiddies and laughter here.