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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1084 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!