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Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5

1.20.5, Breeders, challenge videos, comedy, Eco, Entertainment, funny videos, guild, handbreeder, handbreeder challenge, hilarious, humor, internet culture, laugh out loud, Laughter, memes, online content, Popular, Reed edition, social media, trending, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	491905
Emeralds Found:	5445	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more lit? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can breed hand-sized reeds and create a whole army of tiny plant soldiers to do your bidding.

Join our server for the most epic battle of handbreeder reeds you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t be able to hold back your laughter as these little guys go to war.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have custom mini-games where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and joust with carrots. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of handbreeder reed madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

LockOutLols Minecraft Server

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Eviction, family, Fiance, flatmate, friendship, home, Homeless, living situation, locking out, LockOutLols, mental health, Minecraft, pushover, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Tough Decisions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Votes:	5858
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of our player who had to kick out their best friend and flatmate for clogging the sink with bolognese. Can you survive the chaos and craziness of our server?

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of locking someone out of their virtual home, just like in real life! – Witness the power struggle between friends turned enemies, all over a missed rent payment. – Test your survival skills in a world where even the closest friendships can crumble over a blocked sink. – Explore a server where mental health plummets faster than a creeper exploding.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy drama to mine? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the madness of our server!

GummyCraftCBD – Chill Server for Stoned Sisters

anxiety relief, Chill, chill vibes, consent, family conflict, GummyCraftCBD, Laughter, legal substances, low-dose gummies, medication dependence, mental health, new job stress, panic attacks, personal issues, Relaxation, Server, sibling bonding, sister support, sisters, stigma, Stoned, support system, THC benefits, THC gummies, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you relax and escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky adventures!

Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!

Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!

But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?

BookWormSMP

bestseller, Book, BookWormSMP, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Favorite, Fiction, Inspirational, literary gem, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, re-read, second read, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick, worth reading

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned and started attacking me, but luckily I had my trusty pet llama with me to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrafterz

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compatibility, compromise, CraftyCrafterz, Empathy, Honesty, Kindness, love, loyalty, must have, partner, patience, Qualities, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to meet players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush. Our community is full of pranksters, meme lords, and expert builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Light Reflecting Server

Appearance, Awareness, Consciousness, ILLUSION, Imagery, Insight, Interpretation, Light, MIRROR, Observation, Perception, perspective, Reality, Reflecting, Reflection, reflection of light, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Sight, Understanding, vision, Visual

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	90	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and upside down! you won’t know what’s up or down, left or right, but who needs directions anyway? it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like trying to put on pants in the dark!

one time, a player thought they were building a house but ended up creating a giant toilet instead. another player tried to tame a wolf but ended up riding a chicken into battle. the possibilities are endless when you can’t see straight!

so come on down to our wacky world where the only thing you can rely on is your own sense of humor. join now and prepare to be amazed, befuddled, and utterly entertained. who needs normal when you can have nonsensical? let’s get weird together!

RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed

Cancer, cancer research, carcinogen, consumer awareness, FDA, FDA Bans, FDA Regulations, food additives, Food Industry, Food Safety, foods, Gift Article, health, linking, NoRedDye3Allowed, public health, RatCraft, Rats, Red Dye 3, Regulation, Synthetic Dyes, Toxicity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

lol, u dont want cancerous rats in ur food, right? well, come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all red dye 3 so u dont turn into a rat with cancer. trust me, u dont wanna be a rat in minecraft, it aint pretty. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so u know it gonna be lit. join now and save urself from the rat curse, u won’t regret it!

Cartel-Craft

Adventure, bedrock, Boss Battles, Clans, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Updates

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6599	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to CartelCraft! The ultimate Cartel-based Minecraft adventure where you don’t just play the game, you create your own story. From the strategic depth of Cartel Wars to the limitless creativity of Custom Survival, CartelCraft offers a one-of-a-kind experience that’s both thrilling and unique.

At Cartel-Craft, we’re fuelled by a passionate team that truly values the community. We’re dedicated to building a server that’s always growing and evolving. With regular updates, we keep gameplay fresh and exciting. Dive into a world with custom bosses, unique features, and a community that’s always ready to welcome you.

Join us and become part of the Cartel-Craft family! Your adventure starts here!

Java & Bedrock Compatible!

play.cartel-craft.net

Eiras Craft server Minecraft

Anarchy, Attacks, Beta Testing, Brewing, classic, Custom privates, donation, Donations, Economy, Eiras Craft, Enchantments, Events, Grief, Hardcore, hardcore survival, Herobrine, Large Online, lycanthropy, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, pay to win, Pets, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, slenderman, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

About the server:

1. Hardcore Survival:

Dangers lurk absolutely wherever possible!

Explosions from creepers and dynamite are also active on the server!

2. Custom privates:

Private, like in the game Rust! They can be destroyed if not properly protected!

3. Slenderman wanders around our place and sometimes leaves notes and maybe even attacks!

4. Attacks by waves of dangerous creatures every 10 game days:

The army of Herobrine and his minions are constantly attacking the lands of Euros!

You have a choice: Hide or fight back, receiving valuable trophies for it!

5. Vampirism:

On our server you can become a vampire! There is no damage from falling, the undead don’t touch you, you can jump in two blocks, there’s only one problem… You can’t run under the sun anymore…

6. Lycanthropy:

Don’t like the idea of becoming a vampire? Become a werewolf!

7. Pets and their taming:

How can one live in such a dangerous world without a loyal ally? He can carry your things, collect items and help in hunting!

8. Custom enchantments:

They can randomly appear when enchanting a weapon/armor/tool! Want a super powerful pickaxe that breaks 3×3 blocks? Or maybe a sword that restores your health when you deal damage? Try it, experiment!

9. Brewing alcohol:

Here you can start creating your own alcohol! Starting from the selection of quality ingredients and equipment to many years of aging in oak barrels!

(We do not support the creation and consumption of alcohol in real life)

10. Donation that does not affect the game:

We are categorically against the “Pay to Win” policy, so donating on our server is only cosmetic in nature and only slightly simplifies the process of survival!

The server is at the stage of open beta testing!

Possible defects, crashes, bugs! Please be patient, the issues will be resolved in future updates!

play.eiras-craft.ru

Heibergen

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Heibergen, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Animals Bred:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ores Mined:	1678
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Tight-knit	We’re looking for players who enjoy talking and bonding.
Vanilla	Proper vanilla experience, no small tweaks.
Hosted	On my own home-server, giving it a stupid amount of performance.
Chill	Most stuff slides–bar hate. The chat is just as important as the game-play!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by applying on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/menGcZWv

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure the community remains tight-knit and friendly.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the community.