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Cash Money Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	203
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Animals Bred:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	838
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Survival Horizons

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

mc.survivalhorizons.net

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4049
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!