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Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	250482
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dimension Hops:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	949	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compensation, emotional labor, family, family dynamics, Guilt, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, parenting, personal time, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Siblings, single mom, Sisterhood, Support, taking advantage, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	142

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

CraftAddictMC SMP

addiction, Automatic, Behavior, compulsion, Consistent, CraftAddictMC, customary, Daily, Habit, Ingrained, Obsession, pattern, PERSISTENT, Repetition, ritual, Routine, smp, tradition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	928	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.

And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.

But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.

MineCraftyBananza

data privacy, digital citizenship, Digital Detox, digital footprint, digital platforms, internet culture, MineCraftyBananza, online activism, online communities, online engagement, online presence, privacy concerns, serious, smartphone addiction, social media, social media bans, social media usage, social-networking, Technology, twitter bans, user behavior

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	1740
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of all the drama on Twitter? Want to escape the endless cycle of bans and suspensions? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the Twitter drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only bans you’ll encounter are from creepers blowing up your precious builds.

Forget about deleting the app from your phone, delete it from your life completely and dive into a virtual world where the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to Twitter for good! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)

LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, ALERT, Business, decision, Economy, finance, global tax deal, Government, Impact, international relations, ireland, LeprechaunCraft, Minecraft, negotiations, News, Politics, reaction, Server, tax policy, Trade, trump, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	282	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3379	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m outta here” and pulls the US out of the global tax deal? well, we got the perfect escape for u – come join our minecraft server and leave all that political drama behind!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make elon musk jealous.

join us and build a castle so big, it’ll make the great wall of china look like a picket fence. and if u need a break from all the building, hop on a minecart and race against a herd of stampeding llamas.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing u need to worry about is running out of porkchops. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with global tax deals.

PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

blocks, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political pressure, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, territorial disputes, trump, ukraine war, united states, War, world leaders

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Animals Bred:	165
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!

Lyricless Spotify Fails

digital music, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Lyricless, Lyrics, missing lyrics, Music (Industry), music app, music catalog, music discovery, music fans, music library, music lovers, music platform, music service, music streaming, music technology, song lyrics, songwriting, spotify, Streaming Service, user experience

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many diamonds you’ll be drowning in them like a rich duck in a fancy pool. we have dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of fried chicken.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles. our mini-games include spleef with explosive snowballs and parkour courses that will make you question your sanity.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and given the power to fly like a majestic eagle. so come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ArcticCraft FunTime Server

Arctic ecosystem, Arctic pollution, Arctic research., Arctic wildlife, ArcticCraft, biological functions disruption, chemical pollution, environmental contamination, environmental impact, fat metabolism disruption, forever chemicals, funtime, Long-term Survival, non-stick cookware, PFAS, polar bear health, ringed seal health, Server, stress response disruption, toxic chemicals, waterproof clothing, wildlife conservation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where polar bears and ringed seals are fighting against “forever chemicals” from non-stick cookware and waterproof clothing! Watch as these adorable animals battle against disrupted fat metabolism and stress responses in a fight for survival. Will they make it out alive? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, you can build your own base and protect it from these pesky pollutants while enjoying some epic gameplay with your friends. Don’t miss out on the action – join now!