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PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Towns Built:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	4124
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	462631
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	33308
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	169
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Votes:	1086
Dimension Hops:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Votes:	9028
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	419324	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Zombie Dances:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!