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CreeperQuest Minecraft Server

Looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a hoarder’s house? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through a hoarder’s home.

Our server is like a duplex built in 1900 – old, rundown, and full of surprises. Explore the 2BR 1BA basement (if you can find it) and uncover hidden treasures (or trash) along the way.

Join now and embark on a quest to find lost urns, bury cremains, and unravel family secrets. Will you be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top? Or will you end up lost in the hoard forever?

Don’t worry about the cleanup – we’ve got bio-hazard experts on standby (for a small fee, of course). And remember, once you see the chaos of our server, you can’t unsee it. So brace yourself for a wild adventure unlike any other.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the hoard! But be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to dig through the mess and uncover the truth? Join us now and let the hoarding madness begin!

UniMoveMoneyNOGF

anniversary, Boundaries, Communication, Contribution, Dates.., Decision making, Expectations, financial situation, Frustration, Girlfriend, Job, MONEY, Move, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Support, unemployed, UniMoveMoneyNOGF, University, vacation

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than this guy’s girlfriend’s job search? Look no further! Our server is so stable, it makes her employment history look like a rollercoaster ride. Plus, we won’t ask you for money to cover our moving expenses – we’ll just ask you to slay some creepers instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of a server that never lets you down, unlike that one time she promised to pay for dinner but conveniently forgot her wallet. And don’t worry about missing out on fun activities – we have more exciting quests and challenges than she has excuses for not finding a job.

So, if you’re tired of supporting someone who can’t even support themselves, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle in the land. Trust us, it’s a lot more rewarding than funding someone’s vacation while they “look” for a job.

HugMeNotMinecraftSMP

Affection, closeness, comfort, Connection, desire, Embrace, embrace tightly, emotional bond, Hug, hug deeply, HugMeNotMinecraftSMP, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, love, physical contact, relationship, Touch, warmth, yearn for, yearning

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Are you tired of hugging virtual sheep in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you can hug all the players you want! We have a special plugin that allows you to physically hug other players in-game. So if you’ve ever dreamed of hugging Notch himself, now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that whoever finds the bunker first will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, we have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through the skies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most huggable Minecraft server out there!

BadMannersCraft

aggression, BadMannersCraft, behavioral issues, emotional instability, ENTITLEMENT, incorrect upbringing, lack of accountability, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of manners, lack of respect, lack of responsibility, lack of self-awareness, lack of self-control, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor social skills, Selfishness

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If someone doesn’t play on our Minecraft server, that’s a sure sign they were raised wrong! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic structures and battling creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out on our server because he’s just that impressed with our players’ skills. So if you want to prove you were raised right and have some crazy adventures, join us now!

LatvianLootersMC

aerial maneuvers, air defense, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Defense, DETECTED, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, interception, international relations, jets, Latvian airspace, LatvianLootersMC, Military, nato, Russian, Scrambled, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Su-30s, Surveillance

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual battleground, just like dem NATO jets scramblin’ after dem Russian Su-30s near Latvian airspace! We got epic PvP battles goin’ down 24/7, where u can show off ur mad skills and dominate da competition like a boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we got custom plugins dat let u fly like a jet and shoot fireballs outta ur hands! Imagine swoopin’ down on ur enemies like a badass superhero, unleashing chaos and destruction wherever u go. It’s like a freakin’ action movie come to life in Minecraft form!

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got secret hidden treasures scattered all over da map, just waiting for a brave adventurer like u to discover ’em. Rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword dat can one-shot any player in its path. Will u be da one to find it and become da ultimate warrior of da server?

So what are u waitin’ for? Join us now and experience da thrill of battle, da excitement of exploration, and da pure insanity of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun or somethin’. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!

LowkeyAirBoost

air pressure, Altitude, atmospheric pressure, biology, breathing capacity, height, height and air intake, height correlation, height difference, height difference impact, height effect, height impact, height variation, human body, LowkeyAirBoost, lung function, oxygen intake, physical characteristics, physiology, respiratory system, short people

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Yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin! Remember, short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude… or something like that.

CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief

#sustainability, China, Cities, CitySweat, climate change, coolcraft, Cooling, countryside, Environmental Science, Global Centre for Clean Air Research, green infrastructure, heat mitigation, land use, Relief, rural belts, scientists, Southeast University, study, University of Surrey, urban development, urban heat islands, Urban planning, urban temperatures

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft players out there! Do you wanna join the most lit server in the whole dang universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, wackiest, and most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a bustling city, surrounded by skyscrapers and bustling streets. But wait, there’s a twist! The key to cooling down those hot urban heat islands lies in the countryside, baby! That’s right, we got rural belts around the city that can reduce temperatures by over 0.5°C! How insane is that?

But that’s not all, folks! We got scientists from the University of Surrey’s Global Centre for Clean Air Research and Southeast University in China working round the clock to make this server the coolest (literally) place to be. So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and help us cool down those urban heat islands like never before!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let’s make Minecraft history together! Peace out, my fellow gamers!

Konohaven: How Hermitcraft Shouldn’t Be. But At Least Our Java’s Stronger Than 1.21

Canada, custom models, Diamond based player-run shop economy, Discord, Endeman Griefing, Europe, Events and Challenges, Fabric, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, Javas, Konohaven, Live Map, Minimal rules on shop themes, Phantoms Disabled, policies, Requirements, rules, shouldnt, Single player sleep, smp, Stronger, US, Virginia, whitelist application

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Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Other Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Diamond-based economy

FAQ:

1. When did Season 3 start?

Season 3 started on June 10, 2023.

2. Are there specific rules for shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competition is encouraged. Staff will intervene if toxicity arises.

3. What events and challenges are available?

There are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join for karaoke, holiday-themed events, and community build projects.

4. Are there custom models on the server?

Yes, there are custom items and hat models that require a lightweight resource pack to view. However, downloading the pack is not required.

5. Can I play solo on the server?

While the focus is on playing and building together this season, solo players are welcome. The server has players from the US, Canada, and Europe.

6. How do I whitelist?

Join the Discord server here.
Read the rules and requirements here.
Apply in the #whitelist-application channel to start the process. Generally, applicants must be 18+, with exceptions.

DocCraft Minecraft Server

Appointment, Australia, banned, CT, Diagnosis, DocCraft, DOCTORS, Drain, English, GOOGLE, India, Indian doctors, kikes, Minecraft, mri, PARASITES, pathology, Patients, Population, Server, street shitters, Subsidies, tax payer, Treatment, x-ray

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any Indian street shitters pretending to be doctors! Our server is 100% free of garbled mulatto sounds and $200 babbling appointments. Join us and escape the madness of the medical world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to ban any Australian IP ranges – unless they’re run by kikes, of course. So come on in and start crafting your way to sanity!

SMP Debate: ProBlock vs ProVoid – Minecraft SMP

Aborted fetus, abortion, Beliefs, Choice, compassion, controversy, debate, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, Heart, Human need, Humanity, Life, Minecraft, morality, Pro Life, pro-choice, ProBlock, ProVoid, RIGHTS, self actualization, smp, VALUES

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level of insanity! Ever wondered what a 382-week-old aborted fetus looks like in Minecraft? Well, wonder no more because we’ve got it all here! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about settling debates by killing each other? Who needs a civilized discussion when you can just battle it out in the virtual world?

But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also believe in making life more wonderful than it already is. Build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and satisfy your need for self-actualization in the most bizarre ways possible.

So, which way will you choose? Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Items Found:	1192
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4588
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	8521	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

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CreeperQuest Minecraft Server

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UniMoveMoneyNOGF

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HugMeNotMinecraftSMP

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LatvianLootersMC

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LowkeyAirBoost

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CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief

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Konohaven: How Hermitcraft Shouldn’t Be. But At Least Our Java’s Stronger Than 1.21

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FAQ:

1. When did Season 3 start?

2. Are there specific rules for shops?

3. What events and challenges are available?

4. Are there custom models on the server?

5. Can I play solo on the server?

6. How do I whitelist?

DocCraft Minecraft Server

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SMP Debate: ProBlock vs ProVoid – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Star Shards Collected:	262	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	181
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	81
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2