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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

awkward sex, Bath, blew it, comfy, condoms, dressed up, escort, gaijin power, involuntary organ donation, Japan, Kabukicho, love motel, Lucky, marrying her., Minecraft, PALS, pharmacy, PIXEL, Server, small bathtub, vocal, wallet, whore, yakuza

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

MineTimeMachine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	9954
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7569	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3963	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	71	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1826	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!