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Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

adaptation, advancement, CHANGE, Development, Evolution, evolution in action, evolution of humans, evolution of species, evolution of technology, evolution process, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary change, evolutionary progress, evolutionary psychology, evolved, Future, growth, Minecraft, next step, pixels, progress, Server, transformation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	4449
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	2506	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	258
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9929
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3411	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!