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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9306
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

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Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	8862	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

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