July1st Minecraft Servers

July1st Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

    BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6680
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 1175
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. The llama’s name was Sir Clucksalot and he had a mission to lead players on epic quests filled with ridiculous challenges and absurd obstacles. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the electric slide.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated jungle filled with exploding watermelons and flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that awaits you. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding watermelons).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom

    Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 994
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we cater to all your wildest fantasies and desires! Are you tired of boring old WWE matches? Well, here we have WWE matches specifically designed for obese, gay, crippled pedophiles! It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

    Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?

    So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Momma’s Minecraft Server

    Momma’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4900
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Animals Bred: 150 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next.

    Forget about annoying siblings and parents who can’t stick to their word – on our server, the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own universe without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to join – one that actually follows through on consequences (we hope). Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPayNoPlayCraft

    NoPayNoPlayCraft
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5776
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Emeralds Found: 4716
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Join our Minecraft server where we appreciate you for who you are! No more free babysitting for entitled siblings, just pure gaming fun!

    On our server, we understand the importance of setting boundaries with your family members. Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into babysitting with no thanks or payment in return. Here, we value your time and effort, and we make sure you feel appreciated every step of the way.

    Join now and experience the freedom of saying no to babysitting without feeling like the bad guy. Our community supports you in standing up for yourself and setting healthy boundaries with your loved ones. Plus, we have epic builds, exciting challenges, and a supportive network of players who have your back.

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into free babysitting ever again. Join our server and game on with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members. It’s time to take back your time and enjoy Minecraft without the drama. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

    QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 758
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeathCraft

    DeathCraft
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9996
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Runes Activated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 188
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

    But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

    Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1148
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Kingdoms Server

    Server Concept RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
    Lore Example Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
    Factions Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
    Join Us PM for membership or staff positions

    Discord Server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? PM the admin for membership or staff positions
    Is the server focused on role-playing? Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
    Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow? Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
    Can I create my own faction? You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyJailbaitMC Server

    CraftyJailbaitMC Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6175
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 161 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HousePartyMinecraftSMP

    HousePartyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 9243
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Votes: 8750 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

    Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

    Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

    Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8413
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8999
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

    Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

    And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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