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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8096 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1024 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
