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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2035 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3879 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 120 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!