jukes lol Minecraft Servers

jukes lol Minecraft Servers

  • SisRoastCraft

    SisRoastCraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2432
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Farms Harvested: 771
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4184
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of ungrateful siblings who can’t appreciate your luxury gifts? Join our Minecraft server where we only accept players who know the true value of a Chanel and Dior makeup set! We understand the importance of feeling “seen” and we promise to never replace your gifts with something less expensive. Our community is all about appreciating the effort and love that goes into every gift, no matter the price tag. So if you’re ready to ditch the ungrateful attitude and embrace true luxury, join us now! (Disclaimer: We do not actually provide makeup products in-game, but we do offer virtual hugs and appreciation for your generosity)

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  • WoodsyWondersMC SMP

    WoodsyWondersMC SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 4343
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Have you ever wandered into the woods in Minecraft and stumbled upon some crazy shiz? Well, let me tell you about this epic SMP server where the woods are lit AF!

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly you see a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles! And guess what? They start talking to you in a British accent, offering you diamonds in exchange for some bacon. Like, what even is happening?!

    But wait, it gets even crazier. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers! They were all dancing to dubstep music and wearing glowsticks. I mean, who knew creepers had such sick moves?

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride in the woods of Minecraft, join our server now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes! Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftChillax

    MineCraftChillax
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6337
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and unwind by building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot! Need a break from the real world? Come chill with our friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie chickens with a sword made of rainbow sparkles. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels

    MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 2761
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7757
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join cuz like, the owner once fought a creeper with his bare hands and won. it was epic, man.

    also, there’s this secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the coolest players can find. trust me, it’s like a treasure hunt but on steroids.

    oh, and did i mention that the mobs on this server are all super chill and just wanna hang out? like, the zombies will totally help you build a house if you ask nicely. it’s wild, man.

    so yeah, come join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes. no joke, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sponge Kids Server

    Sponge Kids Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 4288
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know dat da kids who say “aye aye captain” in da SpongeBob theme song probs have their own kids now. But forget about dat, cuz on dis server, we got a whole crew of SpongeBob fans who build pineapple houses and jellyfish fields like pros.

    Join us for crazy adventures under da sea, where you can ride on giant jellyfish and battle evil sea creatures with your trusty spatula sword. We even have a secret Krabby Patty recipe that gives you super powers in da game!

    So come on down to our server and let’s get silly like SpongeBob and his pals. Who lives in a pineapple under da sea? YOU DO, if you join us now! Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Glacier Flow Lab – Ice Equation Rewrite

    Glacier Flow Lab – Ice Equation Rewrite
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 694
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 392 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a world where glaciers are made of water and they move like slushies on a hot day. that’s basically what you’ll find on our server! we’ve got scientists using their lab data to rewrite equations and make our icy world even more wacky. join us if you want to slide around on watery glacier ice and maybe even discover a secret underground slushie cave. it’s like a brain freeze, but in Minecraft form. come chill with us and see where the flow takes you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Celestial Realm Peace & War Edition

    The Celestial Realm Peace & War Edition
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 581
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Overview
    🌌 Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    ⚔️ Epic War and Conflict

    Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    💰 Master the Economy

    Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    🏅 Bounties, Quests, and Exploration

    For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    🏛️ A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System

    Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    🏰 Forming Nations and Earning Perks

    Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    📚 Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support

    Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    💥 Player-Centric Experience

    With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    🛠️ Modded Experience for a Richer World

    Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include:

    • Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes.
    • Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities.
    • The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot.
    • Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression.
    • MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History!

    Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Brotherhood Craft 1.21.3

    Brotherhood Craft 1.21.3
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 1108
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Votes: 3537 Villages Defended: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Brotherhood server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, bro. Forget about those basic servers, this one is like if Demon Slayer and My Hero Academia had a baby. It’s like the Monster and Evangelion of Minecraft servers, deep and intense. You gotta join this server if you want to level up your gaming experience to the max. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

    GradeSkipper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 8579
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Potions Brewed: 89

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your kids being too smart for their own good? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We specialize in catering to the genius children of the world, offering advanced material and specialized activities to keep their brains buzzing.

    Join our server and watch as your child skips not one, but TWO grades in school! Who needs to focus on specific subjects when your child already knows it all, right? Plus, imagine the look on the teacher’s face when they realize your kid is too smart for their own good.

    But wait, there’s more! Worried about bullying? Don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all the little geniuses out there. Our teachers will pay close attention to make sure no one messes with your child’s intellectual prowess.

    And don’t even get us started on physical and social development differences. Who needs physical skills when you have a brain the size of a planet? Socializing with older kids? No problem! Your child will fit right in with our group of mini Einsteins.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and watch as your child ascends to academic greatness. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to support your little prodigy? Join now and prepare to be amazed at what your child can achieve!

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  • NoPottyPartyCraft

    NoPottyPartyCraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1356
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Animals Bred: 113
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bathroom smells like a fishy sewer thanks to one of our players! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with mystery, intrigue, and a whole lot of stink!

    Our server is so exclusive that even the bathroom has its own storyline. Will you uncover the secrets behind the fishy smell, or will you just hold your breath and hope for the best? The choice is yours!

    But beware, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of caulk-replacing adventures, toilet mysteries, and awkward encounters with smelly guests. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the stinkiest bathroom in gaming history. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
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