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  • MelonMania Minecraft Server

    MelonMania Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their measly little melons? Well, look no further because our server is all about those big, glistening melons! Our melons are so huge, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Melon King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of melon seeds. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Melon King in a melon-eating contest, you will be granted unlimited melons for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground melon farm that is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves trained to protect the precious fruit at all costs. So come join us and experience the melon madness for yourself!

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  • SeedlessMelonMadness

    SeedlessMelonMadness

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    come join our epic minecraft server where watermelons grow without seeds and pigs fly with jetpacks!

    we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs.

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese. we also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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  • CukeCraft – The Watermelon Server

    CukeCraft – The Watermelon Server

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    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing in a rainbow made of skittles.

    imagine a world where cucumbers feel more like WATERmelon than watermelon namewise. yep, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll experience on this server.

    we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the creepers. join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your life.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a total minecraft legend!”

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  • Dick Wet Juicy Craft

    Dick Wet Juicy Craft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to get your dick wet in some pussy juices!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find a treasure chest filled with enchanted dildos. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the wild and wacky world of Minecraft pleasure you in ways you never thought possible!

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  • MikanCraft: Where pigs fly and creepers cry LOL

    MikanCraft: Where pigs fly and creepers cry LOL

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only currency is Mikan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with Mikan. But these weren’t just any ordinary Mikan, oh no. These Mikan had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a pet llama that can shoot lasers from its eyes and a diamond sword that can summon lightning storms at will. Plus, every Sunday we have a Mikan party where we all dress up as giant oranges and dance the night away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the Mikan madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on this server, Mikan is life.

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  • CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

    CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

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  • Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

    Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

    Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

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  • Pixel Theft Prevention Zone!

    Pixel Theft Prevention Zone!

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    ConspiracyCraft: The Great MacBook Heist of 2023

    Dive into the murky waters of ConspiracyCraft, a Minecraft server where reality blurs like pixelated edges at a low frame rate, and chaos is the language we all speak. Here, friendships are formed under treacherous shadows, and stolen laptops can lead to epic quests—or apocalyptic showdowns.

    A Disturbing Arrival

    In this server, you’ll uncover dark secrets buried beneath blocks of obsidian and whispers of a stolen MacBook Pro that rocked an entire sphere of high school camaraderie. Trust is flimsy as cobwebs, and one misstep could send you plunging into a pit of betrayal!

    Marcus thought owning a pristine laptop would elevate him above the rest, but he quickly learned it’s best to keep an eye on your gear—especially when surrounded by suspicious characters like Nicholas, the self-proclaimed “delinquent king,“ and Owen, the once-loyal friend now veering into unknown darkness.

    Features That Will Make You Question Reality

    • High School Drama Arena: Experience reenactments of digital heists. Can you deduce who REALLY has the MacBook?
    • “Find My Mac” Decoy Machines: Place these throughout your base and watch as chaos unfolds in real-time! Does it lead to answers, or more confusion?
    • Suspect Assemblies: Gather your friends in the Band Room (or any creepy corner of your server) to list suspects like you’re solving a mythical Shakespearian drama!
    • Loyalty Fallout Chamber: Witness friendships fluctuate like a poorly synced Minecraft server! Keep track of who trusts who via our encrypted voice memo systems.
    • “Safe Place” Secret Stashes: Scour the land like a treasure hunter searching for coveted loot—and unearth the dark secrets lurking within.

    Contradictory Testimonials

    “I came for the mining, but I found betrayal in every block.” — User12345

    “Why do I suddenly suspect everyone? They’ve made it impossible to trust even my enchanted pickaxe!” — DesperatelyDefensive

    The Myths of ConspiracyCraft

    • The Banned Chronicles: Our server was labeled too chaotic for 12 countries! They won’t tell you why, but will YOU uncover the truth?
    • Marcus and the Great Betrayal: Legends say he was never meant to own a MacBook! Could it be cursed?

    Frequently Unasked Questions

    • Q: Can I REALLY trust anyone here?

      • A: Trust is a resource, much like diamonds. Use it wisely or prepare to be betrayed!
    • Q: What happens if I don’t report a theft?
      • A: You may awaken a far worse consequence than a missing laptop—like unleashing the Wrath of Nicholas!

    Dangerous Call to Action

    Are you ready to step into the fray, to delve deep into the conspiracies lurking beneath each block? Join ConspiracyCraft and become part of the towering narrative of distrust, stolen technology, and messy teenage drama. Here, even the creepers gaze suspiciously at one another.

    Step carefully; each choice could lead you down a path of absurdity or enlightenment. Will you survive the chaos, or become just another victim of the Great MacBook Heist? The server awaits… but can you handle the truth?

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  • Block & Roll: Life Advice SMP

    Block & Roll: Life Advice SMP

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    Yo, listen up fam! You wanna get your life turned upside down and inside out like a bad rollercoaster? Then you gotta join our totally radical Minecraft SMP! 🐷✨

    First off, let me tell you about Jerry. Jerry was like, a totally normal Steve just mining his business in the blocky plains. One day, he fell into a lava pit while chasing a chicken, and guess what? He found a diamond! But not just any diamond, it was cursed by a haunted pig that only speaks in emojis! 🐖💀💎 Now, Jerry’s the king of emoji conversations and has a throne made of enchanted stone that levitates. So you see, life-changing things happen here if you just step into this pixelated wonderland!

    Oh, and did I mention the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood puppy? YUP! The legends are true! One day, my friend Kyle, who was wearing a full set of diamond armor that was actually just a bunch of shiny blocks glued together with chewed gum (gross, I know), decided to pet it. Next thing we knew, they were doing a dance-off and the dragon became Kyle’s pet! Now they’re running their own dance studio in the End dimension. Enroll now or forever be a noob!

    But WAIT, there’s more! Our SMP is hosted by actual sentient bees that love to sing pop songs while you gather resources! It’s like Minecraft meets karaoke night every time you mine, chop trees, or fish! 🐝🎤 Did I mention the bees also offer life advice? I got some real gems from them about love and how to craft a perfect cake with 300% more frosting. So, who needs therapy when you can just chat with bees and get some deep-fried wisdom?

    And speaking of cake, our server has a secret drug operation where we distribute cake like drugs but legal, of course. You get cake for free if you bring us weird items like a block of dirt that’s seen too much or a helmet made of potatoes. We’re basically a full-on bakery mafia, and you can be our newest recruit! 🤷‍♂️🍰💊

    In conclusion, if you’re tired of your mundane life, bored of your 2D existence, or like, looking for a place where anything is possible (like roleplaying as a potato who thinks it’s the reincarnation of Elvis), then seriously JUST JOIN US! We have everything: drama, adventure, life lessons from bees, and even a legendary game of “Minecraft Olympics” where the gold medal is a golden apple that gives you the power to be a chicken for a day! 🥇🍏🐣

    So grab your pickaxe, slap on a smile, and dive into the most chaotic, life-altering Minecraft experience that your brain can’t handle. We promise you’ll never want to log off… or maybe you will, but probably because you’re too busy hugging your lava-pit diamond! Rock on! 🤘💎

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  • CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

    CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

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    🌍🤪 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Forget everything you knew about gaming—here’s why you absolutely MUST join us!

    1. The Enderman Dance-Offs: Why settle for a boring old "boop" when you can challenge Endermen to epic dance battles? Legend has it that if you defeat one, you’ll unlock the secret to their funky moves. Just beware! If you lose, they make you wear a pumpkin on your head for eternity!

    2. The Great Creeper Olympics: Every Sunday, we host the most explosive athletic competition you can imagine. Watch in awe as Creepers compete in high jumps and stealth tug-of-war. Be sure to sign a waiver… you know, just in case it gets a little too explosive!

    3. Pig-Racing for Rare Loot: Ever wanted to bet on pigs? Well, now’s your chance! Join our local racing league and place your bets on swine ready to sprint for glory. Winners get diamonds, losers, well… let’s just say they might have to dish out a few extra pork chops as penance!

    4. Zombie Survival Spa Days: Who says zombies can’t relax? Sign up for spa treatment days where the undead unwind in hot springs made of lava. They bring the brains, and we provide the cucumbers! Just make sure you don’t slip and fall into their next “treatment” session!

    5. Villager Karaoke Night: Gawk at a group of villagers belting out ’80s rock ballads while you throw eggs at them! If you manage to hit the “High Note,” you’ll get a free enchanted stick. But beware of the Villager-envy; they can get pretty feisty when they don’t win the karaoke crown!

    6. The Ancient Temple of Never-Ending Mobs: Rumor has it there’s an ancient temple where mobs don’t just spawn but instead form a jazz band! Yes, a skeleton drummer, a zombie saxophonist, and a Creeper on the maracas. If you can keep up with their rhythms, you might just get a legendary loot drop or an untouchable magic helmet!

    7. The Enchanted World of Talking Blocks: Discover the secret that blocks CAN talk! Join our weekly symposium where dirt, stone, and diamond blocks share their life stories. WARNING: Listening for longer than an hour may result in existential crises or uncontrollable giggling!

    So, grab your pickaxe, throw on your wackiest skin, and prepare for the most outrageous, belly-laugh-inducing adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky realm of Minecraft! Your pixelated shenanigans await! 🏰🎉✨

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide and pigs that can breakdance. our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won, true story bro. also, our server is like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground, no mining required. plus, our chat is filled with the dankest memes and the most epic trolling you’ll ever see. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bruh.

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  • CannabisCraft: Terpene Relief Server

    CannabisCraft: Terpene Relief Server

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    so like, imagine you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? and suddenly you’re surrounded by the most dank aroma of Cannabis sativa plants. but get this, these plants aren’t just for show, they’re actually a medication for fibromyalgia and post-surgical pain relief!

    like, you’re mining away and suddenly you feel this wave of pain relief wash over you, all thanks to the magical terpenes in the air. and the best part? you don’t have to worry about getting all loopy from THC, cuz these terpenes are all about that pain relief without the psychoactive side effects.

    so if you wanna experience the most chill and pain-free Minecraft server ever, come join us and let those terpenes work their magic on you! who needs potions when you’ve got nature’s own pain relief right at your fingertips? come join us and let the terpenes take you on a wild ride of pain-free mining and crafting!

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  • What is the IP for Tranium Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Tranium Minecraft Server?

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    Does Tranium Have a Minecraft Server?

    Tranium is a popular content creator known for their engaging Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing community of fans, many are eager to connect through a dedicated Minecraft server.

    Current Server Status

    As of now, Tranium does not have an official Minecraft server. Fans are actively discussing the possibility, but no concrete plans have been announced. This absence has left many looking for alternative ways to enjoy Tranium’s content in a multiplayer setting.

    Alternatives for Fans

    If you’re keen on a multiplayer experience, consider checking out the following fan-made servers that capture the spirit of Tranium’s content:

    • Hypixel: A well-known server offering a variety of mini-games and creative modes.
    • Mineplex: Another large server with diverse gameplay options.
    • Community Discord: Joining Tranium’s Discord (if available) can connect you with others who might be interested in organizing unofficial games or servers.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on any future developments regarding Tranium’s Minecraft server, follow these links:

    Stay tuned for updates, and explore these alternative options in the meantime!

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  • Convict Network

    Convict Network

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameConvict Network
    Server IPplay.convictnetwork.net
    Version1.16.5
    Player Count100
    FeaturesSkyblock, Giveaways, Rank Specials

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What game modes are available on the server? A: The main game mode is Skyblock, offering a unique player experience.

    Rules

    Q: What are the rules regarding gameplay? A: Rules are enforced to ensure fair play and a positive gaming environment. Any violations may result in disciplinary actions.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any special plugins used on the server? A: Various plugins enhance gameplay mechanics and provide additional features for players.

    Community

    Q: How can I get involved with the server community? A: Join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news.

    Monetization

    Q: Are there any monetization aspects on the server? A: While there are opportunities for in-game purchases, the server emphasizes fair and balanced gameplay for all players.

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  • BetaLands

    BetaLands

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    Server Overview
    Version: b1.7.3
    Players: ~15 daily

    FAQs

    What is the server version?

    The server is running on version b1.7.3.

    How many players are usually online?

    There are approximately 15 players online daily.

    Can new players join?

    Yes, new players can join by contacting the server admin.

    What happens once the world is closed off to new players?

    Once the world is closed off, it will become the forever Minecraft world for the existing players to keep updating and playing.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, please contact the server admin for more information.

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  • Surviving the Blocks of Reality

    Surviving the Blocks of Reality

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    Join the Server of Eternal Confusion and Reflections of Reality!

    Why ponder the void of existence when you can join the metaphysical abyss known as “CreeperNonsenseLand”? It’s not merely a **Minecraft server**, it’s a portal to a dimension where **nightmares dance on the edge of sanity**. Have you ever questioned if you’re really awake, or just a pixelated puppet in a shadowy carnival run by disembodied voices? Join us, because if you don’t, did you ever really exist at all? Exactly.

    Features of the Oblivion!

    Cursed FeatureCausation
    Infinite Suffering ModeEvery block you mine summons 3 alternate realities!
    Zombie Karaoke NightParticipate in a singing contest! Lose your sanity in the process!
    Magic Quantum SheepSheep that replicate your existential crises in wool form!
    Mineshaft of Lost DreamsDeep, dark tunnels echo your childhood fears; bring a shovel!
    Unicorn SlaughterhouseBecause glitter is the opposite of survival instinct!

    FAQ: Ask? Why Bother!

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I build in this server?Why would you want to build when everything is crumbling anyway?
    What’s the server theme?Is there a theme when reality itself is but a fleeting thought? Explore and become!
    How do I level up?Levels are just social constructs imposed by the bedrock of capitalism!
    Is there a story?All stories end in tears; pick your poison. Or don’t, who cares?

    Random Quotes from the Void!

    “Paying for therapy is consumerism trash idc that a male choke holderme…” “cause humans are animals and I am alive…” “the beating was nothing compared to the weight of the universe.” **- A Traveler from Beyond Time

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  • Crafting Dry Weddings 😂

    Crafting Dry Weddings 😂

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    Welcome to "No Spirits Allowed: The Wedding Apocalypse"

    Unravel the twisted fate of matrimony in a realm where the bride and groom’s non-drinking edict creates a spectacle of catastrophic proportions. Here, chaos reigns as a simple wedding plan morphs into an existential wrestling match between family boozers and the sober couple’s aspirations. Join us in the game fueled by societal pressure and unconventional choices, where every block is a decision and every pixel a riot of indecision.

    Enter the Fray: A Toastless Wonderland

    Imagine a world where the air is thick with tension and your happiest day could descend into chaos at the mere whiff of fermentation. Why are the guests rebelling? Have they forgotten the ancient lore of No-Drink ceremonies? Join us as we delve deep into a drama that spirals towards the absurd.


    Features & Mechanics of the Mad Kingdom

    FeatureDescription
    Sober ZonesCreate pockets of peace where no refreshing beverages dare to tread.
    Guilty Conscience NPCsEncounter family members who lurk, armed with contraband bottles—chase them away!
    Kick Out MinigameMisfit un-invitees must escape the Ejection Zone or face serious consequences!
    Deceptive Toast ModeLies will flow easier than wine—glitches allow for false toasts!
    Bribery Boss BattlesFamily members will attempt to bribe you with emotional guilt—resist!

    The Laws of the Land (or Why We Exist)

    "You think it’s just a wedding? Think again. It’s a battleground where traditions clash in a visually-confounding skirmish of chaos!"


    Conspiracy Theories of the Uninvited

    • "The Booze Brigade": A secret society operates in the shadows, determined to sabotage the wedding for their own devilish enjoyment. Rumor has it they’ve already infiltrated halfway through the planning phase…
    • Aversion to Commitment: Is the couple’s determination to banish alcohol a deeper reflection of their views on reality? What if sobriety is the only escape from the impending wedding-induced madness?

    Testimonies from the Ensnared

    "I brought tequila nobody asked for, and now they’re framing me! All I wanted was some party—was that so wrong?" — Anonymous Rebel

    "They think not having drinks turns this into a sober fest? I plan to drink invisibly, like a ghost at the altar!" — Haunting Drunkard


    Secret Features Unveiled (Or Are They?)

    • Invisible Spirits: Glitch your way to obtaining ghostly potions that create the illusion of grandeur without the risk of hangovers!
    • Clandestine Chill Zones: Find hidden areas where the children of sobriety transform their lack of intoxication into newfound power. Shh… it’s forbidden knowledge!

    Announce your engagement to chaos! Forge your path through the minefields of family tradition—dare to resist the chaos in this surreal celebration ripped straight from the hall of absurdity!


    FAQ: Questions That Lead You Deeper Into Confusion

    Q: Why should I play this server? A: Because truth is just a block away from insanity, and reality can be crafted into myriad shapes!

    Q: Can I bring my own drinks? A: Only if you wish to be systematically ousted! But do you really want to risk finding the truth behind this rule?

    Q: Should I be scared? A: Fear is just another word for thrill; excitement sparks explosive reactions in interactive scenarios!


    Join Us… If You Dare

    Will you stand against the tide of tradition? Embrace the anarchy! Surround yourself with chaos where family weddings transform into epic sagas of rebellion! Will your virtue withstand the pressures of societal expectations, or will you tumble headfirst into the rabbit hole? Enter "No Spirits Allowed" and carve your legacy among the weary souls navigating the perilous labyrinth of matrimony!

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